A couple years back kuna slay queen nilikatia nikampeleka out. Tulienda hapo Village Market and we had dinner. After dinner she insisted on me doing for her some small shopping. Mi niliona hapa niko karibu kudinya so my small head took over and told me to just play along. After the shopping nikampeleka nyumbani. That night alininyima lakini bado alilala kwangu juu ya curfew ya covid.
The next morning she somehow had a change of heart akanimassage kwanza, then she started giving me a handjob, kidogo kidogo akaingiza stick nikadinya dry fry. Kila mtu akacum vizuri tukatosheka. But after the deed aliniomba some few thousands so she could buy a few things hapa na pale. Hizo time nilikuwa natafuta true love singelipa msichana hata ndururu so I refused to give the money. Also, given how this lady was so keen on draining my pockets, I concluded that she was just a sophisticated lanye, so I didn’t pursue the relationship any further than the first date.
But a few months later in a small dry spell I started thinking with the small head again. Nikaona much as the lady wasn’t relationship material, she was still super beautiful, billboard model material. Shelling out a few thousands to dry fry such a lady every now and then wouldn’t be a bad deal. I texted her again to let her know that last time I refused to give but now I am willing to give her the few thousands she was asking for, as long as we can just cut to the chase without the dating beforehand. Yaani direct umalaya tu, no games. Dame alichemka, she started replying harshly and acting like we had never smashed. Akasema, “Why are you saying we had sieks? Is that what you go telling your friends? I’m not that kind of girl” bla bla bla.
Ni kama dame alikuwa ameconvert from her money hungry lanye days or something. But I saw no need to argue. I took the L in stride, apologised for offending her and left it there. At least we were texting on Snapchat which automatically deletes texts immediately they are read, so hakuwa na evidence ya kuchoma jina yangu kwa social media, iliisha tu hapo
Showing a woman that the sex is quid-pro-quo is the strongest pussy drier you can ever come up with.
Hata lanye hatakangi kukumbushwa yeye ni lanye. When you get into the room with a lanye, compliment her body here and there. Works like a charm. Utapewa game mpaka uchoke. No more “ogessa soo biri”
Bana, that’s double dipping. But a lot of the finest women eventually find men willing to give them both sides of the benefits, so I don’t blame her for trying
100% true. Hata malaya hatakangi kukumbushwa anauza kuma. You are better off telling her hii pesa nunulia junior mkate/enda salon etc than telling her umemlipa juu ya sieks. Wanakuwanga in denial about their job.
Experienced this with another shawty juzi tu, I asked her to come over akasema angekuja lakini ako broke mbaya, mimi hapo nikaona huyu anataka kujua atapewa ngapi akikuja nikasuggest I’ll give a certain amount akikuja we have a great time remember I didn’t say sex but a great time, wacha bitch aniandikie essays after essays of how yeye si whore na how am taking advantage of broke ladies​:joy:…but vile elders wamesema hapo juuu usiwai ambia madem wa hookup ati ni wahookup find another way of doing so sijui ni gani ata mimi nilishindwa coz mimi I always cut to the chase pewa zako ni unipe zangu and we bounce, and I prefer it like that hawa who want to beat around the bush hao ndio hugeuzia mtu ati walirapiwa
Always ask the lady if she has some time you hang out for a good time. Lanye atakwambia “what will i get in return?” Then ask her what she wants…some will say shopping others will outright want cash then you can negotiate from there. Let them come up with the idea ya kulipwa… but me si kama wewe lazima niwekelee dem ka doggie niko na inches unlike you…wewe hata hufai kulipia kuma coz without doggie hakuna value for your money hapo. Utapigaje lanye kifo cha mende ndio umkule mate mki make out?
It doesn’t matter…a whore is a whore and you should never waste your time. Your work is just to ask “how much” akileta story mingi you ignore and move to the next one.
