Hekaya: kutukana wazito wa DCI

Kuna hii time nikiwa kijana mdogo when I used to be rowdy and a club hopper. So on this day I went to this base which used to be frequented by old men. Mostly government employees and business guys. I ordered my thing and sat down. We started arguing in politics and it reached a point where emotions ran over. I got worked up and blurted out “maumbwa nyinyi watu wa serikali” to some DCI heavyweight in a corner. I saw the guy reaching out to his pocket for what I don’t know whether it was a pistol or a dagger and followed by two of his massive colleagues in tow. Mimi kuona hivyo I dashed out of the bar and ran at the speed of light. Bahati nzuri I was near the door. They must have given up on noticing they couldn’t catch up with me.

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Hekaya yako ni ya juzi juzi after promulgation . Fossils still reffer to CID:cool:

Si wewe ni mitu ya keg kwani DCI wanamuok huko

and Shee - ai - dee, if they are from the western parts of Kenya.

Walifaa kukucheka and tu brand you kijana mshenzi.

They prolly Thot I was too much

They probably haven’t given up, a man who runs with the speed of light can be very valuable in the right and cruel hands.

Hehehe. You mean I should present myself to them for a side hustle?