Hekaya: Kukula bibi ya mtu

A few years ago, nlikuwa nakula bibi ya mtu kabla aende nyumbani kwa bwanake jioni. She eventually got caught and her husband chased her away – she went on to stay at her sister’s place akisema ati amechapwa.

So I asked her, what made you get caught? I thought we were careful, or did you confess?

This is what she told me: Her husband fingered her and sniffed his fingers for evidence.

Ukikamua bibi ya mtu kama umevaa cd, puussy iki-mix na rubber inakuwa na smell flani inabaki for a few hours – ata akioga bado unaeza detect.

So if you have a wife and you detect a subtle rubber like smell during sex, ask yourself many questions. At least hapo unaeza jua anakucheza kama amevaa cd.

Alafu kama anakuliwa dry fry, hiyo ata ndio worse – but bado unaeza jua.

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aje?

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Sijawahi kula bibi ya mutu na CD na sitawahi!!

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This irregular school close and open, am glad its over from next yr. Hii utoto itaishi angalua

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Hii nayo ni ya @Agwambo akitoka kuseketwa ndiasa dry fry na @MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

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:D:Dyou learn something new everyday

Sijawahi kula bibi ya mutu na sitawahi

He probably had PIs monitoring her but didn’t want to reveal that he was spying on her. Easiest way out is to concoct a bogus reason like that one. But what do I know.

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As expected, married folks are catching feelings.

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Sounds like a load of bollocks. Guy already knew using other means.

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Dame akitoka kutombwa saa hii halafu uzame lazima utajua juu grip haitakuwa vile umezoea. Ukidinya dame more than three times utakuwa na a rough idea ya natural grip yake. Kwa hivyo ukiingia bila resistance utajua someone has tampered with that pussy that day.

You can even test it. Tomba dame. Kaa two hours. Tomba tena utanotice haiko tight the second time.

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Someone asked up there another way of finding out – this is the answer.

Kuna video ingine nliona TikTok madem waki-complain after dem mwingine alitoa hiyo siri yao ya ku-lose grip. It’s not even a secret anyway.

It only works kama hatakaa sana between the two guys. Akikaa sana kuma itarudi form hutajua.

Hekaya fake

Unataka tupate STIs

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Uliza lanye master @cortedivoire

Hata ndole ya mkia unaweza Jua amekamuliwa

Kuna bibi ya mtu nilikula nyap ilikua na inner gate pia. First day niliingiza nikashangaa mbona iko wide and shallow hivyo. She was on top doing all the kissing after BJ ingine mwenda. She then adjusted herself and abracadabra I was in heaven. Tight kama vile CD hushika mjuols. That night alibambwa the hubby na kupewa kichapo proper. Gate 2 was unusually wide open halafu alikutana na my slow swimmers. Guess who she called after kuchujwa kwake at 2am

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intelligent ones return home with a fake headache, mzee asijaribu kuzamisha chuma ndani in the next few hours. when i ramya my workmate we make sure its not too late jioni, unless mzee is on travel out of town, ndio ikus ikuwe imerelax. mid-morning escapades…

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na kazi mnafanya saa ngapi

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we don’t fuck daily, twice or thrice a month. kula pole pole ukule siku mingi