Hekaya in Z. Maina.

A man enters a bar one late February evening.

Bartender,” he bellows, “Patia mimi Vodka.”

Ciroc?” the bartender asks, noticing the man’s battered face.

Damn right!” replies the man as he finds a stool at the bar and lights a cigarette.

Everything alright out there tonight?” inquires the bartender.

Fine,” the man responds. “Got myself into a bit of a manly disagreement last night is all.”

How did that turn out?” asks the bartender, almost mocking the man’s brutalized state.

I look a Hell lot better than the other guy,” the man says with a sinister face. “Just keep those shots comin’, will you?!”

Keep your cool, buddy,” the bartender requests of the man. “Look, you’re among friends now.”

Man, I’m sorry for snapping at you like that,” admits the man. “Nice of you to be so kind to a stranger.”

Of course, said the bartender. “Politeness is sort of a requirement around here.”Quietly, the two men just sit there each carrying on with his business.

Really nice place you’ve got here,”says the man, finally breaking the silence. “Sort of reminds me of a spot I used to take my girlfriend.”

Thanks, we try to make it as accommodating as possible” the bartender replies. “Under new management now that my father’s passed, a case of mugging. ”

Very sorry for your loss,” the man utters, trying to repay his new friend’s kindness from before. “What’s your name, anyway?”

Xavier, call me Xavier ” answers the bartender, extending his hand as a sign of courtesy. “Your’s?”

Zacharia Maina Njihia is the name;” the man introduces himself, “I’m the man who killed your father.”

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fuck you and all your facebook friends who liked this

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OKAY, THE TITLE IS NOT AS CLEVER AS IT SOUNDED IN MY HEAD LAKINI SITOI.

Duuuuuude!!!

WHAAAAAT?

Good stuff…hata kama imetoka facebook

Ile part imenibamba sana was the final twist. Seems like the hekaya needs to continue. Why did the niqqah reveal to the Bartender the secret that one’s supposed to go to grave with…

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A-Z, Hmmmph…
What next a kindergarten rhyme to spice our day?

I DO NOT KNOW. I GUESS HE FELT INVINCIBLE BECAUSE THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIS FIRST KILL AND HE WAS STILL PUMPED UP. MANY FIRST TIME MURDERERS USUAL FEEL AN URGE TO CONFESS THEIR DEEDS BECAUSE OF FEELINGS OF GUILT. MOST DO WITHIN A FEW DAYS OF COMMITTING THE CRIME.

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THE OLD CLICHE - “I JUST GO WHERE THE CHARACTERS LEAD ME”.

IT IS CALLED CONSTRAINED WRITING.

WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STUPID STORY ?

THERE IS NO WRITTEN AGREEMENT THAT ALL STORIES MUST HAVE MORAL TEACHINGS. SOME ARE JUST MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT SIMILAR TO MANY OTHER FORMS OF LITERATURE INCLUDING MUSIC.

THE BEAUTY OF IT IS THAT YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING IN WRITING AND IMAGINATION.

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you can see dolts who never post anything and are always shooting down other peoples stuff.
fucking fuck the retards

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You can say that again…

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shooting down other people’s stuff pia ni kuandika!