[SIZE=6]I don’t know how accurate this is but its just hilarious
We will arrest Raila and castrate him if he dare step into Zimbabwe—vows President Mugabe…[/SIZE]
[B][SIZE=5]HARARE, Zimbabwe. Angered president Robert Mugabe has banned CORD leader Raila Odinga from visiting Zimbabwe. He has ordered the much feared anti terror police to keep a keen eye to ensure the CORD leader does not sneak in the country to inspire opposition and plot his defeat. Speaking at a function in Marondera where he was addressing the war veterans of the independence struggle, President Mugabe was cheered all through to his speech while punching the air with his left fist.
“Raila Odinga is a rogue politician from Kenya, a treacherous man who is on a mission to plant his friends as presidents allover Africa so that he becomes a powerful AU Chairman one day should they defeat him there in the ballot. See what he did in Nigeria,Tanzania, Ivory Coast and is on the verge of doing in Uganda with his Kiiza Besigye who today has achieved a cult like status with near fanatical support that only Raila commands in the whole Africa. Here, we will not allow him turn his erstwhile friends Tendai Biti or Morgan to kick me out. No way, I will rule for 90 more years. I have ordered the air force to bring down any plane carrying that lunatic Raila and his gang of ballot coup plotters against sitting presidents in Africa. I have also ordered our border guards to be very keen to ensure Raila doesn’t’ sneak through undetected” he said amid cheer from war veterans.
“How can we miss sleep just because of Raila, who the hell is he and who does he think he is? We will arrest and castrate him long before he (and his team) helps Morgan or Biti to overthrow me as president” concluded Mugabe amid cheers of “ban ban ban” from the war veterans.
Attempts to reach the Kenyan politician for his reaction have been futile since by press time his calls went unanswered
http://www.spectator.co.ke/2015/11/we-will-arrest-raila-and-castrate-him-if-he-dare-step-into-zimbabwe-vows-president-mugabe/ [/SIZE]
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