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Dirty jokes
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

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hahahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Recycled

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you don’t know your colors…the velvet was pink…

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then come a barber he…

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Seventh came a kanjo guy…wooii kanjo ndio hawa! n the pussy took off

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Then along came a KTalker who thought the decorated cunt wasnt appealling enough turned it around and made a similar hole not as decorated,blessed it himself called it mkia and tried to do what the sailor did claiming to create settings like the original one

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This joke is older than some talkers here but haisuru

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the last time i heard this joke i fell off my dinosaur

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then came a mbirrionaire. he sucked it fukced it took out a ward of cash gave it and called it a whore

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Then came @rollout and hit it 7times in a night

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The last time I heard this line Windows 95 was the shit

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I should have stated that this thing has been copy pasted, some have come across, it’s meant for those who have not come across it. But hio ya settings, heheeee

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i doubt that, son, when windows 95 was the shit i doubt you knew shit about anything…

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UKWELI HII JOKE SIJAWAI SKIA

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Then came @uwesmake, put it on display for his peers to see they called it a Telegram group

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Guys!! Please bhangi isiwe huru!!