Hawkers in the CBD

Mworia_Wameru · February 28, 2018, 7:12am

The order has once again been issued to hawkers to get out of the CBD. The reasons for the order are, as always, good but the modality comes to question. This is the umpteenth time that such an order has been given to hawkers. Those orders have not worked in the past and the real question is why should we expect them to be honoured this time around? Lemme enlist the hindrances that I can think of … for now
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[li]The alternative markets are just not adequate and do not provide as much business.[/li][li]The cartels are still in control, aren’t they? They still need to feed off hawkers as they harass them.[/li][li]Politics will kick in.[/li][li]Bribery still works.[/li][li]Enforcement requires the kind of manpower and man hours that may not be sustainable to the authority issuing the order.[/li][/ul]

This order reminds me of that other one about matatus and the CBD.

You don’t issue orders unless you provide realistic alternatives otherwise prepare yourself for resistance from the hawkers and those whose businesses depends a lot on the hawkers wares selling fast.

Wacha tungoje sarakasi za kesho.

Meanwhile due to public demand my sign off comes now in this edited version: We must fk and we must cum. If you don’t fk and cums and you are not opus dei what use are you?

Was in town yesterday and all I saw was business as usual save for increased running battles between kanjo and hawkers. I was in the area around Club Wallet (is it still there?). Can’t give an opinion about the rest of the CBD but would like to know whether I can be vindicated for my earlier post quoted herein.

Meanwhile there are hawkers that sell condoms. Their prices particularly at night are steeper than usual but we must buy these condoms and use them to fuck , fuck and fuck again. There’s enough pussy going around.

pamba · February 28, 2018, 8:52am

Mavira mathice mathoko.

Tronjan · February 28, 2018, 9:03am

It died and in its place is a gym…opposite door ni place ya kukamuliana

Kdawg254 · February 28, 2018, 9:28am

The way I see it unless authorities deal with the buyers ruthlessly hawawezi toboa kumaliza hawkers.
Take out the demand and the supply will take care of itself.

Starscream · February 28, 2018, 10:28am

Spear mbona unatuangusha hivi? Nimekuambia ufukuze hawa hawkers mara ngapi.

kasaman · February 28, 2018, 10:47am

Platoons of jungle green moving up and down the cbd globe cinema hawkers taking cover on top of the flyover … why can’t the county government try new ways of dealing with this issue ¿¿¿¿¿