I have been vybing this chick for some while na ako na maringo ya kureply text na kuchukua simu akijiskia so leo ananitext ati nimtumie 1500 ako hosi… WTFH!!!
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mwambie uko cell na pia wahitaji msaada kutolewa. take 24 hrs to reply. in any case, usitume pesa, then judge how she reacts to that. that way know the destiny of that friendship
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hiyo 1500 boss, tuma hata usifikirie anakupenda ni sababu tu ako shy ku reply messages na kushika simu hehe
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venye kuruga amesema
Hapo jua anaku-offer docket ya finance. Most likely ya internal affairs ilijazwa kitaaaambo.
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Its either soft prostitution or soft swindling…… 
Btw most ladies got that kinda behaviour!
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hahaha IMF country director and Finance CS all wrapped up in one
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Ask her if she knows KCB-Loans and Mshwari…Dont be fooled.
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Mwambie uko na mia mbili mbele na nyuma lakini juu unampenda uko willing kumtumia mia. Halafu umuulize, “is that ok?”
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nitampigia Saturday nimuulize kama anataka kwenda out nione
hii tabia lazima ikome, minister wa internal affairs kwani amemruka
Akipiga tena mwambie apatie daktari simu muonge
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He he he, hiyo ni Kali.
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In mid July I was on my way from JKIA. I boarded a Double M bus at the airport. Soon a chic came and sat next to me. After we had started moving, chic removed a pack of biscuits from her bag, removed one, went as if to put it back then offered the pack to me which I politely declined. She looked me in the eye and asked if I thought she wanted to drug me to which I said no. She then proffered the pack again and told me to take one. Well, I did and from there on we started chatting, she told she had been on night shift, where she works and stuff. She alighted at Donholm, said she lived in Umoja and we exchanged contacts. Some 30 mins later I get a message from the chic thanking me for the company. Two weeks later we go out for a drink and after carefully listening to her, sum up, she’s a gold digger. I start ignoring her calls and messages. Two weeks after that , she WhatsApps me some hospital bills, says that she’s sick and doesn’t have money. I blocked her number there and then. Those are Nairobi chics for the uninitiated.
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She doesn’t like you and she finds you nagging. She asked for money to turn you off so that you can stop bothering her. If you give in and give her the money she won’t go out with you but she will ask you for more money until you get it n leave her alone. When it comes to a guy we like we cannot dare ask him 4 money asikasirike. Just leave the lady n move on. Warembo ni wengi.
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Mwambie uko na mia mbili mbele na nyuma lakini
juu unampenda uko willing kumtumia mia. Halafu
umuulize, “is that ok?”…nimemtumia hii akareply na 
its ok lol si tumi hata kingotore
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hehehe haven’t called her in 2 weeks
Pia wewe kaa for some while kabla ureply
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Reply that sms with these words:—>the person you are trying to reach is unavailable
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