Nowadays most girls keep saying… “i’m single because i haven’t found a good man yet”…and you are sitting there thinking …“but i’m a good man…why aren’t they finding me yet i’m a good man”
Look closely at these self proclaimed “single ladies”…you will notice that the term single has far off stretched past its initial meaning…look at them closely you will notice she has a circle of about 8 niggas hovering her needs and she keeps them around each with specific functions…
@Ice_Cube - The one who chats with her in whatsapp when she is bored @Mundu Mulosi - The one she goes for luncheons or coffee dates with @Jirani - The Neighbor whom she can watch a movie with (kodi) @Luther12 - The one who attends to her conjugal demands when the need arises @uwesmake - the one who takes her out for drinks on weekends with x6 , drops her back home but is never given sex. @Meria Mata - the one she keeps around because he has money and can give her good mpangos anytime of the month @Wakanyama - the one who owns the local shops and is ready to supply free gifts just to see her smile and walk by. @kabudaa - the one who she can relate to and entertains her with stories of his remnant past as a lover boy.
Even here Some Ktalk ladies have up to 15 niggas who are orbiting around her …she’s like the sun and them niggas being the planets…each with his own task.
And after many years have passed, a Monkey hooks up with a Nefertiti. The former cannot tell the pussy from its next door neighbor, while the latter can name all porn stars from their silhouettes. Fireworks follow as the damsel demands that the monkey fulfills the roles of each of her previous benefactors. After many frustrating months, Monkey gives up and becomes a hekaya source in Ktalk.
Mimi huwa na insist coomer Sana. Naiimba mpaka nahurumiwa. Naitafuna Kama msee ametoka kalahari akiona tui. Siwezi kukupeleka outs tatu hivi na sikuchezei tricks za uvue suruali chini ya maji. Otherwise story za kusidikisha manzi then karibu na kwao anaponyoka unyoya niliacha huko shagz. Unasidikisha Njeri majioni…ukisimama mbele yake strategically ndio ushike matiti unaskia kimechomoka mbio na kukupita Kama Messi kikisema ‘hata nimefika asante’. Unaachagwa Kama fuko amekuwa exposed kwa jua saa sita.
its like a game of ping pong… you will never stop chatting until you get what you were looking for. Hio kitu ni mbaya, till you get it…you cannot stop.
:D… you are far too kind…