See the type of people you compete to blow money pale Club Gemini. Btw, kupata biashara hizi clubs za uptown ni ngumu unless you are deep into wash wash.
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These types are nasty at the club, ikiwa na prime soft under 25 and they want her, utarushiwa drinks initially then wanaita dem thru waiter or a chic in their group. Ukikazia dem kwenda unarushwa inje na bouncers, dem ndie ata decide whether to follow you or remain. This applies to those colle type gals we sometimes pick hizi streets.
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sounds like you are speaking from experience hehe!
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Pap onge ringo
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Shut up that your wart filled mouth you old fool unanukisha hii thread mbuzi za kiamaiko umbwaaa
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Hawa wananunua mkia pharmacy for 50k na wakule bila lube
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sasa rudia hii bila kulia 
Halafu ukimaliza meza tembe za high blood pressure na usisahau tramadol pia 
Your honour afunge hio umbwaAAAAH. Anyimwe bail. Hizo ghaseer ndio zinafanya maraya wameee pembe hii Nairobi. Kuna mwingine aliniambia 10k for 3 sloppy minutes. Umbwaaaa yeye I told her I respect my sweet kama hakuchui 150 sio lazima.
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Hehe ukweli, but it was an Oga who seemed to be well known in the club. Dem alikataa, and we were thrown out⌠Never going back to that club again.
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Ndio namalissana na mudhama wako saisaisai.Amesema nisiache kumesa dawa ya pressure.Amesema pressure ikiongeseka nimpigiange simu ndio tumalisane pressure ipungue.
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Hahaa u must have looked like a real brokie for them to attempt this on you.Wewe ni wale mnaingia club na crocs, slides mzee au t-shirt imeparara then order 2 beers as u look around timidly. How you dress, what you order and how u present yourself in some of these marquee nightclubs in Nairobi goes a long way in commanding some typa respeck ukiingia kwa establishment. Kiburi kidogo muhimu pia. But usijali, huyuko peke yako, hii ni shida kubwa hapa kwa kijiji.
Juzi @anon46421834 alitushow vile alirushwa nje ya Zipang for showing up in a torn underwear, ordering gilbeys then attempting to access the VIP seksen. Karibu ma-bouncer wamfire mkundu.
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Wakoloni beberu wanaweza aje kuoshwa na bonobo?
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Wacha hizo mkuu, I was alone na dem, then the hostess got us a 2 person table right next to a big vip sofa full of them ogas and their chubby chics. I dress well when stepping out. I have seen those Oga fools fight at 2 clubs over the same kind of shit, walichokoza watu wako na mbogi. There was a time they even beat up a DJ because he stopped playing Oga music, walivunja mpaka ma screen na speakers. Very useless fellows wakiwa wengi n drunk
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Jaruo hapanaiba pesa ndogo ndogo
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Next time kabla ukae chini in a crowded or rowdy-looking bar tafuta the meanest looking bouncer umfinyie ata ka 200/- ama punch. Youâd be surprised at how far such peanuts can go when it comes to buying âpersonalized protectionâ from some of these new-money fools. I always do this nikiingia base inakaa kuwa na vurugu na sijakuja na mbogi. The bouncer will also go out of their way to make sure drinks zako zinafika teketeke na BMW yako kwa parking haijaguzwa.
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Wewe tunakujua umbwa hii.
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Strawman Njeri ni kama bado hujarecover from those tackles nilikusunda juzi?
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Wewe so ni Ile umbwa ya Grand Pricks? who do you think you are fooling like we donât know you in this village?
An under 22 that I am chewing told me this exact thing happened to them maboy wakarushwa nje
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Njeri, then you also know I am big baller who drives a BMW F25
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