Having sex with a workmate

[tombayeye]

@Douchebag

Tunajuanga wewe ni Beta male Chieth na bado uko stupid!
…kumbe hii umeffi unakuwanga nayo since?!
Ghaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Yep,true buda.Nilianzia top tier kuvukishana border wewe ukitumana za mathree na uber,hatuko meza moja,kalisha matako hapo kiasi:cool:

[tombayeye]

@J. Blackman

Hekaya ilikua swaffi hadi hapo.

Hapo ndo inaishia anyway.
Wacha peer presha we na wewe.

[ChifuMbitika]

@chap

@ChifuMbitika what about kukula mboch?

It’s unwise to do so

[Jaweed]

@ChifuMbitika

Is one of the most stupid things a man can do. Unless you want to domesticate her and make her your wife. Otherwise don’t explore that field

A red flag

@Tom Bayeye

I have,for seven years combined,the last two she was married.I got a job so i couldnt keep up with the distance so tukawachana on good terms after six years.Hakuwa dame yangu per sé but MWK-ish so tukiachana yeye alimove on bila shida .Two years bila kuonana alimarry nikamcheki, FB ndo inavuma hio time.
Siku flani niko masababisho nikamcheki na sis wake tukagoteana vifiti,numbers nayo nayo. The only stupid thing naeza sema nilifanya was kutuma fare [SIZE=1]seven times[/SIZE],(sio ya gari,pesa otas hio time if you catch my drift),akuje pahali niko kila leave yake ama week offs. From hapo ilikua two years nateremuka once or twice a month hadi alipo decide ‘kusettle’ vifiti na bwana yake kuanza watoi…bado tunakulana tukipatana,blame it on that xtian thing called soul tie,i call it bombasspussy. Mtoi wake wa first amemaliza standard eight juzi so tulicelebrate ka nanzenz. Hainisumbui hata kidogo ki akili,only two people wanajua hio riba,bro yangu na mdosi,who’s my biz partner,pahali tulipatana all those years back
Cc@ChifuMbitika

Hii ndo sasa uitwa ujinga. unatuma fare ndo uletewe kuma, si ungelipa ata lanye

@chap

@ChifuMbitika what about kukula mboch?

Mboch umekubaliwa kukula. Mimba ndo usipeane. Game shot

@Simiyu22

I had at least 3 occasions where I was suggested to. Those requests for let’s go for lunch, meet for a show on Friday evening or outright go for holiday. The last one was even watching me put my request for time off ati we align. And got mad when I didn’t. My mind was thinking how did we even get close. Just usual workmate talk. Anyway, I walked away with my peace.

She wanted to divide your salary. Most of the time, ni pesa yako itatumiwa

@Chiefguest

Some elders here need some therapy. You have given us purportedly wise counsel which are effectively making us unable to fack anything other than our legally married wives. The following opinions continue to be shared indiscriminately in this forum with no consideration on where an elder will service his di’ckly needs:

1. That it’s illegal to eat a sister in law ( where I come from sister in law includes sisters, cousins, aunties, nieces agemates and friends to your wife)
2. That it’s illegal to eat a workmate ( subordinates, seniors, interns, consultants, experts etc)
3. That it’s illegal to eat ladies in same apartments,
4. That it’s illegal to eat your teacher or your students.

In other words what do you want us to eat.

Eat those lanyes you see on the street. Eat those mboch you house. Then eat food meant for adults.

[Peach_Black]

Having sex with a workmate is forbidden, eating out another man’s wife is a crime!

[bubudui]

@ChifuMbitika

Is one of the most stupid things a man can do. Unless you want to domesticate her and make her your wife. Otherwise don’t explore that field

Tupe hekaya mkuu…

[Yuletapeli]

@Tom Bayeye

I have,for seven years combined,the last two she was married.I got a job so i couldnt keep up with the distance so tukawachana on good terms after six years.Hakuwa dame yangu per sé but MWK-ish so tukiachana yeye alimove on bila shida .Two years bila kuonana alimarry nikamcheki, FB ndo inavuma hio time.
Siku flani niko masababisho nikamcheki na sis wake tukagoteana vifiti,numbers nayo nayo. The only stupid thing naeza sema nilifanya was kutuma fare [SIZE=1]seven times[/SIZE],(sio ya gari,pesa otas hio time if you catch my drift),akuje pahali niko kila leave yake ama week offs. From hapo ilikua two years nateremuka once or twice a month hadi alipo decide ‘kusettle’ vifiti na bwana yake kuanza watoi…bado tunakulana tukipatana,blame it on that xtian thing called soul tie,i call it bombasspussy. Mtoi wake wa first amemaliza standard eight juzi so tulicelebrate ka nanzenz. Hainisumbui hata kidogo ki akili,[SIZE=5]only two people wanajua hio riba,bro yangu na mdosi,[/SIZE]who’s my biz partner,pahali tulipatana all those years back
Cc@ChifuMbitika

Na sisi pia…:D:D

[Yuletapeli]

@Chiefguest

Some elders here need some therapy. You have given us purportedly wise counsel which are effectively making us unable to fack anything other than our legally married wives. The following opinions continue to be shared indiscriminately in this forum with no consideration on where an elder will service his di’ckly needs:

1. That it’s illegal to eat a sister in law ( where I come from sister in law includes sisters, cousins, aunties, nieces agemates and friends to your wife)
2. That it’s illegal to eat a workmate ( subordinates, seniors, interns, consultants, experts etc)
3. That it’s illegal to eat ladies in same apartments,
4. That it’s illegal to eat your teacher or your students.

In other words what do you want us to eat.

Je kutafuna my employees? Juu kuna mmoja anadhani mimi ni babake :D:D

Saa zingine kanadai kuni hug. What happened to my hungry days? Nawaza tu

[ChifuMbitika]

@Yuletapeli

Je kutafuna my employees? Juu kuna mmoja anadhani mimi ni babake :D:D

Saa zingine kanadai kuni hug. What happened to my hungry days? Nawaza tu

Piga MTU kuni

[ChifuMbitika]

@bubudui

Tupe hekaya mkuu…

Sina hekaya

[nelo_angelo]

@Simiyu22

I had at least 3 occasions where I was suggested to. Those requests for let’s go for lunch, meet for a show on Friday evening or outright go for holiday. The last one was even watching me put my request for time off ati we align. And got mad when I didn’t. My mind was thinking how did we even get close. Just usual workmate talk. Anyway, I walked away with my peace.

Kama ni huko Bidenstan you did the right thing. Hao wanawake wangemaliza career yako through metoo.

[Yuletapeli]

@ChifuMbitika

Piga MTU kuni

:D:D niyajiingiza kwa stress

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Teddy_time

Kukula mboch ni vitu ya teenage years. I had a bro who used to kula but when I was in my teenage years zile mboch hapo home ni zile zimezeeka so wasnt interested

After ukioa, its more trouble than its worth. Just eat something else outside the home. Siku hizi za internet hookups are extremely easy

Kuna boy wangu anaishi kitengela in a gated community which is in the middle of nowhere. Since iko mbali…most home owners bring bulk shopping when they come from work. Meaning ma mboch wako kwa estate 24/7…so kuna watchie wa mchana ameona opportunity. Anabomoa hao ma mboch mchana. One watchie eating like 4 mboches na wote wanajua. Yeye huenda kufukisha threshold when the mboches are alone. Wenye hao wameenda job na watoi wako chuo so they are left alone. My buddy told me huyo watchie hawabembelezangi. Anawaulizanga unakuja ama hukuji. Ukijifanya kuna mwingine ako tayari kugawa cargo. Lucky bastard.

[Dzunza]

@mikel

contract as research assistants or enumerators

Tafutia @spike nafasi huko banae

[tombayeye]

@Jaweed

Hii ndo sasa uitwa ujinga. unatuma fare ndo uletewe kuma, si ungelipa ata lanye

Sikulagi kuma imetemewa hadi mate ya taxin. Saingine jipe kaheshima kiasi. Besides ,like i said ,pesa haikua shida so sioni muwasho yako hapo

[Binge]

Zero grazing ni rabia mbaya. It can result in an awkwardness that cannot be resolved. There is a ninja who works with the wife and a colleague he chewed. Huyu jamaa ni shida tu ako nazo.

[Kenny_Matt]

@ChifuMbitika

Is one of the most stupid things a man can do. Unless you want to domesticate her and make her your wife. Otherwise don’t explore that field

Hiyo ni sheria ya polisi force…but raia jinga wanalimana hadi ndani ya ofisi.

[poyoloko]

@Tom Bayeye

I have,for seven years combined,the last two she was married.I got a job so i couldnt keep up with the distance so tukawachana on good terms after six years.Hakuwa dame yangu per sé but MWK-ish so tukiachana yeye alimove on bila shida .Two years bila kuonana alimarry nikamcheki, FB ndo inavuma hio time.
Siku flani niko masababisho nikamcheki na sis wake tukagoteana vifiti,numbers nayo nayo. The only stupid thing naeza sema nilifanya was kutuma fare [SIZE=1]seven times[/SIZE],(sio ya gari,pesa otas hio time if you catch my drift),akuje pahali niko kila leave yake ama week offs. From hapo ilikua two years nateremuka once or twice a month hadi alipo decide ‘kusettle’ vifiti na bwana yake kuanza watoi…bado tunakulana tukipatana,blame it on that xtian thing called soul tie,i call it bombasspussy. Mtoi wake wa first amemaliza standard eight juzi so tulicelebrate ka nanzenz. Hainisumbui hata kidogo ki akili,only two people wanajua hio riba,bro yangu na mdosi,who’s my biz partner,pahali tulipatana all those years back
Cc@ChifuMbitika

That’s a very stupid thing to do brother. Darwin is pleased

[poyoloko]

@chap

@ChifuMbitika what about kukula mboch?

Mkamba Mjinga illiterate you always scrape for bottom of the barrel trash

[Mangele]

My policy is simple:

Eat who you like and is available@the time. No rape, No begging. No strings attached. I’m married.

Baadaye back to default: Kila mtu arudi kwao.

@Chiefguest

Some elders here need some therapy. You have given us purportedly wise counsel which are effectively making us unable to fack anything other than our legally married wives. The following opinions continue to be shared indiscriminately in this forum with no consideration on where an elder will service his di’ckly needs:

1. That it’s illegal to eat a sister in law ( where I come from sister in law includes sisters, cousins, aunties, nieces agemates and friends to your wife)
2. That it’s illegal to eat a workmate ( subordinates, seniors, interns, consultants, experts etc)
3. That it’s illegal to eat ladies in same apartments,
4. That it’s illegal to eat your teacher or your students.

In other words what do you want us to eat.