Have you seen thug officer Simon Mwandiki?

Huyu ndio officer mwizi who got away with Kshs 2.5 million that they stole from a Eastleigh lodging room.
System ni ya majambazi
OCS na corporal, majambazi
Judges na MPigs, majambazi

huyo by kesho atabambwa

I wonder why people who aren’t ‘slim russian supermodels’ pose for a photo using the prop of a car, then go on to post it online. Says a lot about the kind of followers they have.

is slim the gold standard?

Sure is.

I prefer the silver standard, that extra wiggle in the trunk.