Hardest Liquor to Fake

[Nixer_west]

@Sura Ngumu

I’m three months sober now. Before niwache I used to drink champagne. Can’t be faked. Friends walikuwa wanakunywa j.d. I once took a whiff. A serious j.d connoisseur, the smell and taste has a charcoal feel to it. This to me is hard to achieve.

sema tu unakunywa muratina. It is one and the same.

[solosantos]

@Sura Ngumu

before that, I used to take gin. Then nikasema wacha nikunywe polite. Nikaingia champagne.
That phase I want to kill. Alcohol has no benefit to me. Makes me tired in the morning, indifferent, unmotivated, kills my vibe, reduces my instincts and most of all makes me feel like I’m losing control. I’m better off sober.

most people make a mistake of mixing makali with soda you should never , do lime for taste na maji , ama redbull kiasi tu for taste . try smirnoff vodka half never buy quota. na guarana . no hangover whatso ever and very potent so be careful.

[statham]

@Lexix

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nikiumwa na hadi bone marrow…

…stomach felt like i swallowed an evil cat trying to crawl out my stomach.

Mujamaa umenichekesha. Mtu hujuaje bone marrow inauma?:D:D

[statham]

Some industry in a very posh neighbourhood was busted a couple of years ago somewhere in kiambu. from outside it was a bug mansion lakini ndani Ile kazii ilikuwa inaendelea…Zile vitu zilipatikana hapo ustake jua. JD na JW huekwa GV (Ile tulikuwa tunapakwa vidonda kitambo) na vitu zingine ata…argh watu wa jack D na black Lebo hehe chungeni sana

[Alexanderr]

Just buy your drinks at Carrefour and you are assured of legit stuff. The price difference compared to your local wines and spirits might be about 200ksh but at least you know you are drinking a genuine drink.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@hoe_is_life

Quick question to you villagers, which is the hardest Liquor to fake in our current market? Coz my best gin has been tasting very different and trashy off late. I am 101%, sure it is being counterfeited countrywide.

Unakunywa Konyagi

[hoe_is_life]

@statham

Some industry in a very posh neighbourhood was busted a couple of years ago somewhere in kiambu. from outside it was a bug mansion lakini ndani Ile kazii ilikuwa inaendelea…Zile vitu zilipatikana hapo ustake jua. JD na JW huekwa GV (Ile tulikuwa tunapakwa vidonda kitambo) na vitu zingine ata…argh watu wa jack D na black Lebo hehe chungeni sana

Dunia ina mambo

[hoe_is_life]

@statham

Some industry in a very posh neighbourhood was busted a couple of years ago somewhere in kiambu. from outside it was a bug mansion lakini ndani Ile kazii ilikuwa inaendelea…Zile vitu zilipatikana hapo ustake jua. JD na JW huekwa GV (Ile tulikuwa tunapakwa vidonda kitambo) na vitu zingine ata…argh watu wa jack D na black Lebo hehe chungeni sana

Dunia ina mambo

@Alexanderr

Just buy your drinks at Carrefour and you are assured of legit stuff. The price difference compared to your local wines and spirits might be about 200ksh but at least you know you are drinking a genuine drink.

Carrefour gets mali straight from the company? Must be nice. I stay hapo Junction, Ngong rd. So I’ll try.

[Ezeks]

@solosantos

Smirnoff vodka , lakini ikue half , quota nyingi ni fake , mzinga pia ni poa , makali mingi kwanza quotas ni fake juu its fast moving , always nunua half, ikibaki beba . my alltime favourite ni three barrels its available mzinga pekee ,pia anakaza mti vizuri ukishika mtoto wa watu unakua Lexington steel . its within budget 1500, which makes sense hizo zingine sijui 3k, 4k , kwani unafanyia pombe kazi

Wewe enda hapo loft ununue gilbeys at 4k!

[mhandisi]

@Lexix

all fast moving alcohol will be faked in kenya. and sana sana zile huwa kwa wines and spirits za mtaa. i have resulted to buying my alcohol in zile wines and spirit za malls or inside a supermarket. and also not buying the most common ones. hardly will quickmatt buy stuff from kariobangi, my guess is that they are distributed for by authorized EABL and KWAL wenyewe. though i stand to be corrected. funny how i knew black and white ya my local wines shop is fake after kuamka nikiumwa na hadi bone marrow and stomach felt like i swallowed an evil cat trying to crawl out my stomach. same black and white i bought at carrefour nilikunyua almost half mzinga and following day i woke up well and even managed to drink tea in the morning without puking my guts out.

Ata supermarket can be faked. Nilinunua Gordons Gin Naivas ya town ile iko kwa junction ya moi na kenyatta avenue. Kichwa iliuma all sides ata before nilale. Siku hizi I stick to very few light beers

[Kumbaffu]

@mhandisi

Ata supermarket can be faked. Nilinunua Gordons Gin Naivas ya town ile iko kwa junction ya moi na kenyatta avenue. Kichwa iliuma all sides ata before nilale. Siku hizi I stick to very few light beers

Hii Gordons gin ina-taste kama mkojo ya paka.
I tried it once and I will never try it again.
Overrated gin inafanya mtu ana-feel kama akona covid.
Afadhali Gilbeys mara kumi.

[Sura_Ngumu]

@smokin_gun

Hii Gordons gin ina-taste kama mkojo ya paka.
I tried it once and I will never try it again.
Overrated gin inafanya mtu ana-feel kama akona covid.
Afadhali Gilbeys mara kumi.

Swali kubwa ni ulikuwa unaonja mkojo wa paka kwanini?

[mhandisi]

@smokin_gun

Hii Gordons gin ina-taste kama mkojo ya paka.
I tried it once and I will never try it again.
Overrated gin inafanya mtu ana-feel kama akona covid.
Afadhali Gilbeys mara kumi.

Bassss! Inakaa ulikunywa hiyo ya Kariobangi Light Industries kama mimi. The original one huwa smooth

[Lexix]

@statham

Mujamaa umenichekesha. Mtu hujuaje bone marrow inauma?:D:D

:D:D…if i tried to explain hauta understand. but try a fake alcohol, na ukuwe kwanza hujashiba poa. kwanza ikuwe whisky.

[uwesmake]

hata mimi niliacha pombe last week

[J_Blackman]

Acheni pombe.

[hoe_is_life]

@uwesmake

hata mimi niliacha pombe last week

Bazenga, uliwacha pombe kwa counter ama?

[Dunya]

Sasa mkikunywa grogon mna expect?

[troller]

Just buy from major supermarkets and distributors, kwa club mumunya beer tu