Handi Mboch Detonates Herself

So last weekend but 1 we got a new househelp kutoka Lumakanda village in Shamakhokho. On Monday mourning, which was her 1st day at work, tukamwacha home with our 2yrs old kid with the instructions that she does the laundry alaf she boils various cereals to stock the fridge.
1 hour into the job, babymama ananicall with the news that tap ya sink imevunjika and water is fast flooding the house.How? Who? Aje? Who does that? Your guess is as good as mine, miss Mboch alienda kutumia nguvu ya ugali namba 13 kuweka pipe ya maji kwa tap ndio ikachapa. Nikaita the area plumber and he did the needful.
1650Hrs. Babymama calls hysterically with the instructions that niache whatever I am doing, twende home kuna emergency, “andi” amejichoma na pressure cooker.
Nkauliza mbona hukumwuliza ka anajua kuitumia, akanishow that she had instrcted the mboch to use the normal sufurias.
Kiherehere chake ndio ilimtuma aitumie.
So we hurried home wondering if they(her and our kid) are fine.
Kufika home, hata tuliacha gari nje ya gate, (Wesonga the gateman alikuwa kwa jirani as usual so alituweka parking sana), kuingia kwa hau , tunakutana na uvundo sijui ni mshuto, babypoop ama githeri soup, andi amelala kwa floor, fanning her face with a sufuria lid, and holding a wet leso.
Mtoi amechanganyikiwa anacheza tu na bricks.
Kwenda kitchen, Oh Lawd, Githeri imetapakaa kwa floor, sink, balcony, ukuta, and the floor below us.
Apparently, mtu alitoa pressure cooker kwa jiko na kuifungua there there bila kungoja pressure itoke.
Msichana wa wenyewe alichomeka uso na macho na steam aje, we rushed her to hosi akatibiwa.
Nilisema sitaki kumwona kwangu, yani within a day aliniweka dent ya 4k.
But I thank God, it could have been worse, ka mtoi hangekua amelala (I came to learn he was asleep), maybe angekuwa kwa hiyo mishap. Ama the mboch herself could have succumbed to the injuries.

Wueh! Epuka the power of stupid people.

You are an ass. Mtu amechomeka uso and all you can think about is your money?

It’s not right to call her stupid. Maybe naive and inexperienced… But apana mwita mjinga.

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A village dog does not bark in a city. I thought you always remembered this adage from uncle Bob.

Naive ni mtu anajua hajui na anajikubali but mjinga ni mtu hajui but anajidai kujua sana. I saw her kiherehere 1st hand through kuongea kwake, mauongo n actions. So before unijudge, wewe hukudeal na yeye.

Angeendelea kukaa hapo, ungekuta amegongagonga mtungi wa gesi, gesi ikiisha… ama hata ukute ameutupa huo mtungi.

Stop using words that you don’t understand to sound sophisticated

Baby mama(n) the mother of one or more of a man’s children, especially one who is not his wife or current partner… She called your wife not baby mama …

SV, Tuliza makei

That is my free contribution to your education …

Ata mimi natibu na kurudisha yeye kwao

I always make sure I give clear and concise instructions to anyone new working for me not mboches alone.
Even if someone purports to know, I always make sure I take them through what to do since there are some who say they know this and that wasionekane mafala.
It always saves one from unnecessary occurrences.

How did she know how to use the pressure cooker? Pressure cooker is not something you can guess on how it works?

Now I know hiyo umama yote umetowa wapi, mambo ya mboch achia bibi a deal nayo period!

You want to pay 6k, you get 6k’s worth. Damn, you leave your baby with a fresh rural import you don’t even know?

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vile @bubudui amesema, but I pointed out kwa mama that anafaa akichora mboch job, amchore like on a friday, akae na yeye weekend before afikirie kumwachia mtoi

Beats me. I guess amewahi iona somewhere

i don’t know who to blame here but certainly not the maid.

ignorance is not stupid.

Sasa ulitaka abebe kipii kikamsaidie kuusa busheri ama

Wee Maalim Gashui, Issue of ignorance/stupidity kando, Unataka tublame nani? Pressure cooker ama ukoo wa maid??? cos I am definitely not to blame