hallo hallo

wewe uncle pampers unatuangusha. wapi hekaya?

Welcome back
Tupe story ya zaituni

How is mumias ,nakuja next month bungoma ,mambo ya hekaya nitaweka siku moja trust me.

Wee muthee,niwacoka? Bujo iri o ho kana niwamigiriire mahiga. Ndurite ndimacaritie Nyali bridge na ndiri ndamiona? Kumbe urari MIM - missing in Mombasa?
Welcome back gathee.

thanks all friends. east or west, hell has no fury, and rolling stones…

CouchP was de-ranked as a mzee after his confession that he nyemeleas on desperate 18 year olds looking for employment as mboches and paying them 6K for a full month of shagging.

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sasa shida iko wapi na ni soko huru?

You have a daughter @gashwin ?

si ndiyo, under-18 lakini. kama mbuni tunaweza funika vichwa mchangani lakini mwishowe mafisi bado watampata malaika wangu. ni hali ya maisha…

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:D:D:D:DI like that. It’s the truth anyway.

Welcome back mzee.
Where are these listers
1 Flash Gordon
2 Isaac Newton Sonko
3 Biraru
4 Ule mhindi his name escapes me

hio hekaya umetuwekea sana. mumias iko fine kabisa

and what is OKRA ??

a vegetable also called lady’s finger or bhindi

Karibu sana @mabenda4 … Your advice has been missing in this village. watu hapa hawana experience na wamejaa uoga.

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He he, uoga na umeshindwa kutomba maid till you come here to ask us for advice?? :slight_smile:

sema tu ni wewe unantaka advice ya kumanga mboch

Uoga in the sense that… wanaskia holier than thou na kujudge…Yet they would want to have the guts to ask and do what i was saying. Uoga ya ku comment or advice ndio wengine wasiwajudge ama wasiwafikirie sijui aje. Uoga inamaliza watu na wako anonymous sjui itakuwa aje kama wangejulikana.

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A slimy vegetable that boosts libido and can make your woman’s vijayjay drip in wetness…love it! I can cook it for you??? Siwesmind…

Hii stori ya OKRa nimeggogle sana na hakuna mahali nimesoma iko na ability ya ku boost libido (and the wetness thing).

Uko sure na uko na testimony ama ni kutuenjoy @FP. If true then that shall be breakfast, lunch and supper in my house :stuck_out_tongue: