Half mast

The forthcoming General erections has me so undecided the famous Mabenda tree is stoically at half mast half the time. Should i vote or should i not.
Should i decide to vote, most likely i will vote on tribal lines and thereby be branded tribal. I dont mind the tribal tag, since i am first a Greek then a Kenyan, but my worry is that the cast from my tribe is that much fermented.
Should i not vote tribal, i have one option who is just as fermented. For my efforts, i will be seen as a traitor to the tribe.
Third option is to abstain. If i do abstain, i will be a traitor to the land. For this, i may not even need a full mast tree coz no woman, most of all my betrothed , will want me anywhere near her delicates.
If we vote , we are doomed, if we dont we are condemned.
Question. …Since we will neither change the forest nor change the monkeys, wouldnt it serve us best to just let the brooming wretched political jungle be. At least we are assured of continued climbing rights this way.

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I hope the Nairobi governor seat will have a sane candidate, vile naona that’s the only seat I will cast my vote for

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The cast sa of now has a Chemist, an Nys Destroyer, White sugar sucker, minor qamanda asslick … anyone . Its sordid

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BABA Lazima tumvotie for the last time

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kwani utakufa before 2022, pea babu kura 2022 pia

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of all guys that have shown interest Sakaja pekee ndio anaweza pata kura yangu, shida iko pale kwa nominations, hadi naona kama hiyo siku nichukuwe leave nikang’eng’ane na ma goon ndio nisikuwe ule msee wa ku support my guy at the nomination stage via twitter

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professor baba should just quit

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Mabenda try another number. Utakufa na kufikiria.

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A Greek not by choice

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TE=“uwesmake, post: 363029, member: 1170”]BABA Lazima tumvotie for the last time
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Lazima apoteze for the last time. …he never learn

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Your main concern are your climbing rights, right?

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I will abstain. maybe go to a place with no internet for a week and just chill. Probably carry some holy herb and a “kihiki understanding” to keep me company.

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Why “kîhiki” and not “múhiki”?

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Sakaja is a non starter, got his seat via a nomination, so politically ile vita ya kukunjana mashati hatoboi. But hii kiti ya Governor Nairobi will be a hot one I tell you, jubilee have sworn lazma waichukue, wameambiwa it won’t be taking candy from a child, bring it on!!! Yep, can’t wait

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after zile clashes za jana kwa tv the way i see it watu watago machete on each other. but pray for the best and atheists do whatever you do

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kihiki means big “momo”. sitaki mifupa in those trying moments. there is this song by that name very popular with drunk men kwa bar…hehe.

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utapigia nani buda

Bado mapema sana. By then I will have won sportpesa jackpot, il be somewhere in an island sipping a margarita, watching on news ile mnakatana vichwa. Kama sasa vita ishaanza kunuka na ni mere voting registration exercise for an election almost 2 yrs to come, sasa dday itakuwaje? Nyairofi sionekani hiyo siku, Kura nitachukulia msambweni

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Kwani when did the electrol body Clear them?