Haiya I'm village elder?

Bingi · April 7, 2018, 5:46am

huyu @girlciki93 huwa na nyege sana

suspect · April 7, 2018, 6:28am

Hata ubadalishe tumeona umeandika “mahuwa”… Neke we… Kama wewe si baite siju. Ati mahuwa:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

system · April 7, 2018, 6:30am

Bibi yangu yangu amekuona.
My tether has just been shortened by 2 metres.

gashwin · April 7, 2018, 6:58am

hata kwetu kikuyuni ni mahuwa tu

suspect · April 7, 2018, 7:31am

Now i get him. Though mimi nimesoma na kiswahili… Ona mucii no mahuwa

mr_shairman · April 7, 2018, 8:47am

o_Oyawn

ZuluBoy · April 7, 2018, 8:53am

Zulusound All I want to do was peep and nothing more.

AMB_Sunday · April 7, 2018, 8:59am

Safisha mecho yetu tu

madova · April 7, 2018, 9:07am

Napitia tu kusoma comments flu ameletea Mimi shida sijui nifukuze na rungi.

M2Random · April 7, 2018, 9:24am

Huyu ni nani? Hebu ita committee uji-introduce juu sikukumbuki pink handler

King_Slayer · April 7, 2018, 9:34am

Kitu ya maana yenye imesemwa hapa no “mahuwa” tu :D:D:D

Willy_Matadi · April 7, 2018, 3:45pm

girlciki93:

btw I’ve missed you fukctards, I hope hakuna mmoja wenu amekufa lol. @uwesmake bado unaendelea na positive living? Na ule adolescent alikuwa ananifuatafuata @Mzee mzima anaendelea aje? Nimemmiss lmao @karl marx how is your Odingaism revolution coming along? @spear the mouthpiece boi when are we getting good public transport in Nairobi? @Deorro what is this web design chieth? Lol I’m kidding I like it. @Purple I go away come back you are a blue handle? wtf dikc zimetosha hapa. @Some Say aki usikuwe uliniweka kwa obituary kwa ngasetti. @introvert you sound pretty fuckable to me hihihi how are things? @pamba @Tarantinoh I see ya lol

@Mrs4thletter raise them kids well they end up like me lol. @Miss Finest Wine hiii gurrrl, how are these dayzzzz???. @Phylgee you. Did you find the rich boi you deserve?? Knee-length isn’t enuff babe, that skirt gotta go a tiny bit higher + obvious chest game hahahaha. @MaryJane I’ve got two words for ya: Grrrl + Powrrr…Hawa wanaume ndio watalamba Lolo. @culture shout-out yako ndio section ya muh womens haha, habari ya Facebook?? @GeorginaMakena you still teaching these Lil boys table manners, bed manners and stuff???

@gashwin shy boy, Sasa? @M2Random najua hautafurahi kabsaa ukisahaulika. Haiya bass niambie? This issue of single mothers what’s the way forward? Hahaha @Alchemist bado unanichukia woiyeee lol you good? @Tommy Lee Sparta ati unaona wrestling, eiishh. @Andrew Kibe you hate us cuz you ain’t us @Kihii Kiaganu still eating crud & calling it food dummy?..Etc…Etc…Etc…I’ve run out of words all y’all lol.

My ktalk bae tihihihi at wewe nakuona, I obviously can’t say your name. Maybe one day you’ll get under these pants looool…

To the main agenda
As a village elder what’s my role?

Safisha kijiji mecho.

Gikonyo · April 7, 2018, 11:13pm

Tuko poa mremboo

karl_marx · April 9, 2018, 5:42am

girlciki93:

btw I’ve missed you fukctards, I hope hakuna mmoja wenu amekufa lol. @uwesmake bado unaendelea na positive living? Na ule adolescent alikuwa ananifuatafuata @Mzee mzima anaendelea aje? Nimemmiss lmao @karl marx how is your Odingaism revolution coming along? @spear the mouthpiece boi when are we getting good public transport in Nairobi? @Deorro what is this web design chieth? Lol I’m kidding I like it. @Purple I go away come back you are a blue handle? wtf dikc zimetosha hapa. @Some Say aki usikuwe uliniweka kwa obituary kwa ngasetti. @introvert you sound pretty fuckable to me hihihi how are things? @pamba @Tarantinoh I see ya lol

@Mrs4thletter raise them kids well they end up like me lol. @Miss Finest Wine hiii gurrrl, how are these dayzzzz???. @Phylgee you. Did you find the rich boi you deserve?? Knee-length isn’t enuff babe, that skirt gotta go a tiny bit higher + obvious chest game hahahaha. @MaryJane I’ve got two words for ya: Grrrl + Powrrr…Hawa wanaume ndio watalamba Lolo. @culture shout-out yako ndio section ya muh womens haha, habari ya Facebook?? @GeorginaMakena you still teaching these Lil boys table manners, bed manners and stuff???

@gashwin shy boy, Sasa? @M2Random najua hautafurahi kabsaa ukisahaulika. Haiya bass niambie? This issue of single mothers what’s the way forward? Hahaha @Alchemist bado unanichukia woiyeee lol you good? @Tommy Lee Sparta ati unaona wrestling, eiishh. @Andrew Kibe you hate us cuz you ain’t us @Kihii Kiaganu still eating crud & calling it food dummy?..Etc…Etc…Etc…I’ve run out of words all y’all lol.

My ktalk bae tihihihi at wewe nakuona, I obviously can’t say your name. Maybe one day you’ll get under these pants looool…

To the main agenda
As a village elder what’s my role?

We lost the battle about revolution. forget about that man Raila. BTW did they infect our general miguna with cancer? let them watch out. Who gives a sh*t about this government. I am at a place called Nanyuki. Let these so called army try me. Club is called sportsman. Who gives a hoot about this guy called @pamba. Let him dare me on Nakuru road.

gashwin · April 9, 2018, 5:48am

'“who are you?
What are you?
Who the hell do you think you are?”

Gidi gidi Maji Maji