Guys, Please Help: What Is This?

[Scythe]

This is a very serious question. I came across this comment by an esteemed elder here who has a buffed-up naked man as his avatar.

Underpaid Police Now Sell Teargas To Goons & BulletS To Bandits, Mtamea Akili For Electing A Bloody CUNT

Hii Inakaa OCS alishowia na Baba apatie goons teargas wapitishe watu wake direct. Ukizusha results uwekwe teargas Kwa mkia

I have read and re-read the comment but I don’t understand what it means. The confusion is around the word “mkia.” What’s a tail got to do with anything? Is it part of the lexicon here? Last I checked, men had no tails. I don’t even think @sokwemtu has one.

It seems the poster is very fond of “mkia”, especially giving it out, because that’s what he’s ever talking about. So I ask you dignified members, what is “mkia”?

[Some_Say]

Ongea na @MajorProphet akushow practically mkia ni nini

[miritiandes]

Wacha kujifanya shy, ingia kwa inbox ya @cortedivoire .

Bisexual homosexual recruitment thread.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Scythe

…tail got to do with anything? Is it part of the lexicon here? Last I checked, men had no tails. I don’t even think @sokwemtu has one.
It seems the poster is very fond of “mkia”, especially giving it out, because that’s what he’s ever talking about. So I ask you dignified members, what is “mkia”?
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Meffi

[Mikymas]

@Scythe

So I ask you dignified members, what is “mkia”?

[cortedivoire]

Elder Unapost umeffi na uko na luwere ya foreskin

Foreskin imejaa luwere after kukula Poyoloko mkia

Turedio peleka ghaseer asanitize kwanza

Pitia hapa kabla ulete luwere ya foreskin Kwa kijiji. Meffi wewe

[Scythe]

@miritiandes

Wacha kujifanya shy, ingia kwa inbox ya @cortedivoire .

Bisexual homosexual recruitment thread.

You’re bullying an innocent new forum user sir.

[Scythe]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

… to do with anything? Is it part of the lexicon here? Last I checked, men had no tails. I don’t even think @sokwemtu has one.
It seems the poster is very fond of “mkia”, especially giving it out, because that’s what he’s ever talking about. So I ask you dignified members, what is “mkia”?
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Meffi

What is meffi sir? Is it in any way related to “shaking the bed” with fellow men?

[Real2]

KTalk Lexicon

I discovered that the language we speak in KTalk is so much unique and thus foreign to many people out there. For posterity, it will be good to compile a dictionary that future generations can refer when they discover some literature from KTalk 2 million years from now. So, good people, help me compile the dictionary. Hekaya Noun Unsubstantiated shiet. A story with no legs. Lacking mbisha, findio, skechi, thermal image or other supporting documents. First Use: Aviator, 2014 Mabenda4 Ac…

[Scythe]

@cortedivoire

…Elder Unapost umeffi na uko na luwere ya foreskin
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Foreskin imejaa luwere after kukula Poyoloko mkia
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Turedio peleka ghaseer asanitize kwanza
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Pitia hapa kabla ulete luwere ya foreskin Kwa kijiji. Meffi wewe
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I don’t get these references. Do you care to expound? I know you feel slighted but I’m just curious as new forum user. So, what is mkia and meffi, Sir MeffiMan?

[Scythe]

Lot’s of you are walking around with chips on your shoulders. I don’t understand why you’re all so triggered. You might be latent or closet homos as that seems to be the theme here.

[Scythe]

@Real2

…there. For posterity, it will be good to compile a dictionary that future generations can refer when they discover some literature from KTalk 2 million years from now.
So, good people, help me compile the dictionary.

Hekaya
Noun
Unsubstantiated shiet. A story with no legs. Lacking mbisha, findio, skechi, thermal image or other supporting documents.
First Use: Aviator, 2014

Mabenda4 Ac…

Thank you sir, I hadn’t seen this conspicuously pinned post. You’re a Real gentleman and a scholar.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Scythe

…ails. I don’t even think @sokwemtu has one.
It seems the poster is very fond of “mkia”, especially giving it out, because that’s what he’s ever talking about. So I ask you dignified members, what is “mkia”?
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Meffi

What is meffi sir? Is it in any way related to “shaking the bed” with fellow men?

Meffi is your 12kg foreskin sir

[miritiandes]

@Scythe

…

miritiandes:

Wacha kujifanya shy, ingia kwa inbox ya @cortedivoire .
Bisexual homosexual recruitment thread.

You’re bullying an innocent new forum user sir.

Pole sana miguna

[ChifuMbitika]

@Scythe

…kin imejaa luwere after kukula Poyoloko mkia
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Turedio peleka ghaseer asanitize kwanza
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Pitia hapa kabla ulete luwere ya foreskin Kwa kijiji. Meffi wewe
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I don’t get these references. Do you care to expound? I know you feel slighted but I’m just curious as new forum user. So, what is mkia and meffi, Sir MeffiMan?

DFHKMBL

[Jack_Black]

Shit thread.

[Scythe]

This is no way to welcome a new user guys. I thought you were all joking and would eventually answer my question. I even thought the adventurous ones among you like @Jack_Black and @MTINGIZA_KITANDA would volunteer to practically show me by way of pointing at each other’s “mkia”. I’m disappointed. Or should I wait with baited breath for these two?

[Baby_Panay]

@Scythe

…

miritiandes:

Wacha kujifanya shy, ingia kwa inbox ya @cortedivoire .
Bisexual homosexual recruitment thread.

You’re bullying an innocent new forum user sir.

Unaulizia elder maswali ya upuzi badala ya kutuosha mecho kwanza??

Ebu lete namba ya aunty yako, mamako na sistako. Hio ndio sheria hapa.