The more you speak about your age, death, the longer you will stay around to bury other young people running their mouth. Mungu ajamalizana na wewe hii kijiji so until then relax until your balls fall off.
True-ish. About 20 years ago my old man became obsessed with death - could be he dreamt of it. He went out and bought his casket, wrote a short history of his life even printed a booklet and gave my step sister 60k to be used for funeral expenses. He then sat and waited for the reaper. And waited. And waited. At 82 now the reaper still trolling him like #hahahawaitsomemore.
To answer MIT’s question: cremation. Burial is an awful waste of good land.
Lol this reminds me of my grandfather, hes your senior by 10years btw, he would always plan and talk about his death…10+ years later and dude still looks very strong. You still have 30+ good years in you, bora uwache utoto mwingi.