Guka's Slow Sunday Middle Finger...........Who's Your Daddy Now?

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

I keep saying that I am The Most Influential Talker (The MIT) and some of you nincompoops doubt it.

When I launched the #FerkMeria Movement, which later transformed into the #FerkMeria Patriotic Liberation Front with @kawambui as the secretary-general and @aviator as the treasurer, many of you read insecurity and envy into my actions.

Now, here is a hard fact to prove beyond all doubts that I am bigger and better than that Coastal mkokoteni pusher.

As at 1130 HRS EAT, 3/4/2016, #FerkMeria had made 6,761 posts, and received 11,718 likes.

That is #FerkMeria had received 1.73318 likes for every post he has made since he joined this site.

THE MIT, ON THE OTHER HAND HAD ONLY MADE 2,012 POSTS (MBIRRIONAIRES HAVE TO MANAGE THEIR MONEY, NOT STAY ONLINE 24/7) but RECEIVED AN OVERWHELMING AND UNPRECEDENTED 4,118 LIKES!!!

That is, the one and only MIT has received 2.04672 likes for every post he has made.

This is data as solid as that released by Ambitho showing Babuon will collapse like his dais in Malindi.

It is simply iconic, the stuff of legend. The MIT is the very lifeblood of this forum, its raison d’etre.

Haters may wonder why Guka is stooping so low as to waste time crunching data, but statistics don’t lie. And no, I am not being a petty, envious, pseudo-intellectual with an inferiority complex (hi, @Mathaais?). Nor am not an emotionally-vacuous attention hoe (hi there, beautiful?)

Orangutan, I demand the title of Supreme Allied Commander (RoJ*).

(*RoJ stands for Republic of Jubilee[SIZE=6])[/SIZE]

[SIZE=6]#FerkMeriaMata. [/SIZE]

PS: Bombshell of the Day: ION, guess what Guka’s female handle is? I claim to be in love with it!

[SIZE=1]He he he he he he he![/SIZE]

[bjurmann]

Gout!!!

[blueline]

Your agemates are crunching their real estate, stocks and other holdings numbers na wewe hapa ni upuss ya likes na posts
#Death2TheFossil

[Electronics4u]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Now, here is a hard fact to prove beyond all doubts that I am bigger and better than that Coastal mkokoteni pusher.

Filthy talking grandpa. :D:D #ferkGuks

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

^^^Bad Grandpa?

Actually, you are more right than you think. Watch the movie…

[tm_wa_klist]

Juvenile

[Mathaais]

Watching from the sidelines.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@tm wa klist

Juvenile

Yaright!

[mabenda4]

Guka si uende church hapo jeshi la wokovu langata uombewe jamani.

[Ruffneck]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Haters may wonder why Guka is stooping so low as to waste time crunching data, but statistics don’t lie.

LIES, DAMNED LIES, AND STATISTICS - Benjamin Disraeli.

“Harsh-a-Tag” [SIZE=1]justsayin[/SIZE]

[system]

MURPHY

[Mzee_mzima]

I realized you rarely comment on other post other than yours to rack up your post to likes ratio… How vain can an old man be? When people blame the current generation look at its preceding ones, therein lies the answers…Look at your infantile posts old man, what I’m expected to post???

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

As a matter of policy, as The MIT, I do not engage with sodomites, delinquent juveniles and paedophiles.

But I love lesbians (Hi there, beautiful!)

[MISCHIEF]

Upuss

[aviator]

Hehehe.

What are my statistics?

[Fala_12]

Show me your dealer Guks
#ferkGuks

[123tokambio]

@Mzee mzima

I realized you rarely comment on other post other than yours to rack up your post to likes ratio… How vain can an old man be? When people blame the current generation look at its preceding ones, therein lies the answers…Look at your infantile posts old man, what I’m expected to post???

Hapa umechapwo kofi ya ubogoyo:D:D:D:D:D na kijana mdogo Mzee mzima 10 - 0 Guka senile

[vuja_de]

[SIZE=4]My other handle @™™™™™™™™™™ [SIZE=4]has[/SIZE] 6 messages and 229 likes na hatusumbui watu hapa

#FerkFossil[/SIZE]

[bjurmann]

@Mzee mzima

I realized you rarely comment on other post other than yours to rack up your post to likes ratio… How vain can an old man be? When people blame the current generation look at its preceding ones, therein lies the answers…Look at your infantile posts old man, what I’m expected to post???

Hapa umegonga ndipo. He rarely comments on other people’s threads but he is all over yapping on his thread to attract more likes n comments. I have noticed that too. A sense of entitlement but his borders insanity. He is a nut case psychologically and emotionally.

[karema-hitI]

‘Nor am I’