Since the revolution and its aftermath (youknowwharrImean), my blood pressure has spiked to 147/92 - pretty damn dangerous. That’s why I’ve been AWOL for the last 72 hours.
Betty at Karen tells me if I don’t slow down - including cutting down on ALL aggravation, I could kick the karai. Now I am having to swallow a tonne of beta-blockers, in addition to the blood thinners…ferk!
With the high BP, I can’t even get the morning kuni - it’s that bad. And given there’s a 15-year age difference between me and Memsahib, that could see Wafula the gardener covertly assume more duties in my residence, unbeknown to me of course.
And am not even talking about the Kamba singo matha, who can freelance at the drop of a hat - they tend to do that where she comes from.
So, am taking Betty’s advice and going on a sabbatical for the next 3 months from all net activity. Hii mambo ya kunipandisha pressure itaniua.
In that period, I hope to regain my erection and my health.I expect to find a calmer, more mature village. In the interim, I will only be logging for a short 20 minute period at 11.30pm each day to read @Meria Mata’s listings, because thoese are some of the few worth reading here anyway.
See you mafakas when I am well.
The MIT.
PS: I hope by the time I come back the likes of @uwesmake will all be dead. That’s my curse.