Guka's Sabbatical................Pray For Me Aki Pris Pris

Since the revolution and its aftermath (youknowwharrImean), my blood pressure has spiked to 147/92 - pretty damn dangerous. That’s why I’ve been AWOL for the last 72 hours.

Betty at Karen tells me if I don’t slow down - including cutting down on ALL aggravation, I could kick the karai. Now I am having to swallow a tonne of beta-blockers, in addition to the blood thinners…ferk!

With the high BP, I can’t even get the morning kuni - it’s that bad. And given there’s a 15-year age difference between me and Memsahib, that could see Wafula the gardener covertly assume more duties in my residence, unbeknown to me of course.

And am not even talking about the Kamba singo matha, who can freelance at the drop of a hat - they tend to do that where she comes from.

So, am taking Betty’s advice and going on a sabbatical for the next 3 months from all net activity. Hii mambo ya kunipandisha pressure itaniua.

In that period, I hope to regain my erection and my health.I expect to find a calmer, more mature village. In the interim, I will only be logging for a short 20 minute period at 11.30pm each day to read @Meria Mata’s listings, because thoese are some of the few worth reading here anyway.

See you mafakas when I am well.

The MIT.

PS: I hope by the time I come back the likes of @uwesmake will all be dead. That’s my curse.

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Fuck you!!

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KUKA NILIKUAMBIA WEWE NI SPOILT VOTE YA JUBILEE NA WEWE NDIO UNGEKUWA ILE +1 YA KUSHINDA KURA

You are such a sissy. People walk around with BP’s of 200/120 and they are drinking themselves silly and ferking PYT’s like there’s no tomorrow.

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Hehehe, I was right. Iko mtu haoni labour day

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You sir are but a megalomaniac and a silly attention seeking boy

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^^^I agree. I can’t do without your affirmation. I am like my agemate - ok, he’s six years older -Babuon - old, senile and attention-seeking.

Blame it on the years.

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you must be high on something very illegal, by the time you get back i will be ES again.

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All the best Kuka. Git it up soon.

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thie ukiumaga…ngui-ino!

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hope this will help u @guka
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Kwani ulilearn hii jana coz u keep using it? :D:p:p:p

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I will miss you sweetie.

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Yeah…kwina ka-uru kana ni indo urenda kuhe? Riot nicirathirire

Riot nicirathirire ira! Indo citiheanagwo narua ugwo unakoro nislices urenda!

remember ovhd, nataka ingine from @Nananimpa

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wewe Guka ndio the same person ulitiwa test tube kwa matako

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Hehehe…slices no muhaka meni! Njikiria number hau inbox utige ng’ano

Hehehe…hapo sawa. freesat combo huko coast ni mangapi?