Guka's Movie Review: Concussion, and the Multiple Kenyan Connections

I have just watched the movie and discovered why it couldn’t win an Oscar.

No living, breathing American coud possibly nominate it; it tells the story of a Nigerian doctor (alien!) who discovers the killer effects of America’s favourite game - ‘football’.

And then there is the Kenyan connection; the Nigerian doctor in real life marries a Kenyan nurse (Prema Mutiso) played in the movie by another half-Kenyan Gugu Mbatha (asi, Waathi wa Mukamba, oseni vinya!).

When you throw in the reality that Obama is POTUS and that a black-like-coal Kenyan niggaress, The Nyong’olet, had just won an Oscar just an year earlier, this must have left the Rednecks thinking the niggas from Niggaland, each with 30 screaming black babies, were about to land in Montana in huge, firewood-fired black spaceships.

Can’t let that happen, really, can we? America would be over-run by the Black plague, and little white gas would be raped at every corner.

Great movie though. Watch it if you haven’t!

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Mambo ya oscars boss huelewi. Stitching english words to a coherent message doesn’t make one intelligent or an expert.

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Yani guka kutoka ile Siku nilipost review yangu ya hii movie hapa ndio umeiona? Yenyewe kuzeeka…

Homo Web Dev Anko amesema uende pale Mukuru kwa Njenga club inaitwa Mwenges anunue jug moja na matumbo ya kuku halafu mjivinjari…

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Wooooooooooooooooooooooi, pole bae, sikuiona.

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guka you should just stick to watching vitimbi re-runs

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Hio iko South B ama inda?

PRISSS NI MOVIE GANI HII YA KINA VUJA DE?

Kwani hujui kusoma ama comprehension ndio sida?

You sound like this guy…

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@Elin NAKUONEA KWA 18 MAKEI WEWE

gugu mbatha is part south african from her dad’s side.Yes he’s called mbatha

Kama hiyo mofie haijaletwa Kyeni TV, sijaona bado