Guka's Medical Emergency; Talkers Please Urgently Help..............

[Young]

kuma thread! kujaza server na meffi

[temerity]

@pimpin5000hoes

Kuna reason h.i.v positive mothers hawanyonyeshangi.

he he were ulidrop bio form 1

[system]

@pseudonym

:D:D:D
Thanks gods I read the comments first.
Bon appetit .

Niko na 3.3 truck

[gashwin]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Have you ever heard a single message saying that breast milk can transmit HIV to an adult?

i guess it has never been researched coz it was not contemplated

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@gashwin

i guess it has never been researched coz it was not contemplated

But I hear that in some Luhya sub-tribe titi moja ni ya baba na hiyo ingine ni ya mutoto?

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

Na wewe @pseudonym nakuonea 19. When do we make out?

[Eng_iti]

mzee nandika nini hizi? Chieth

[system]

@Eng'iti

mzee nandika nini hizi? Chieth

Kama ako hivi, na ukimletea nyasore je?

[upepo]

@principal

Niko na 3.3 truck

Gari inakunywa mafuta ya kibuyu haiwes make. Uza cabbage kwa bidii halafu tafuta @Female Perspective .

[kah_tony]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

LIE. All mathas are now allowed to breastfeed if on ARVs. Halafu mtu mzima ako na acids kali sana sio kama mtoto. Have you ever heard a single message saying that breast milk can transmit HIV to an adult?

This kind of reasoning is why we all make the mistake of dfhkmBl

[system]

@upepo

Gari inakunywa mafuta ya kibuyu haiwes make. Uza cabbage kwa bidii halafu tafuta @Female Perspective .

huwa anapenda maprime movers,?

[system]

:D:D:D:D:D
Shait.

[upepo]

@principal

huwa anapenda maprime movers,?

Not any prime mover. Kitu iko na adabu.

[upepo]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So yesterday I went to Thigio and scored ‘big’; I bagged one of the singo mathas.

Tukateremka hapo Kamangu Gardens tukakunywa kukunywa. Yaani ile ni kama dunia inaisha.

Nikachukua ile room eti deluxe - Sh1,500.

I knew I couldn’t ferk - age + okoho ata ukijumpstartiwa na engine ya Boeing hauwess.

Anyway, sisi hao kwa room.

Kulala hivi nikaguzaguza singo matha nikama anablackout. Pia mimi siko sawa - too drunk.

Kuweka titi moja kwa mdomo nikaskia a sweet warm liquid - shakula ya mutoto.

Mimi na pombe zangu nikanyonya kunyonya, saa hiyo nimeweka dentures zangu hapo kando juu ya Biblia (mbona kila room ya kudinyana wanawekanga Bible, shenji!).

Yaani nilikuwa nafinya hizo teats na toothless gums naskia maziwa huko kwa throat shwaaaaaaaaaa! Nikanyonya zote mbili nikamaliza naye singo matha nikama amechanganyikiwa anadhani ako na mtoi kwa bed hata ndiye alikuwa ananiwekea vizuri akiwa half-blacked out.

Sasa leo nimeenda pale Fly Over/Kinale na jamaa wengine tumetoka shamba tukasema tukule kuku hapo Chicken Inn/Kobil.

Ghafla bin fuu (!) nikaskia tumbo inaghuruma kifunny. Nausea kidogo kwa umbali na pia ka-diarrhoea kakaanza kuteremka.

Nikajua Guka, kumethoka. Reaction ya human milk na gut flora ya miaka mia. Hata kuku sikula nilispend half the time in the washrooms fighting off nausea like a pregnant @Mrs4thletter .

Hata saa hii naskia funny, mdomo inataste kama hiyo maziwa hata niki-brush mara 10. Alafu the idea of me drinking human milk ni kama yule jamaa wa placenta; who does that at 65 maa ya Ngai! Niko traumatised kapsaaaa!

Anyway, I just need counselling na kuform support group with any man who has had a similar experience. @Ka-Buda?Any one?

Nisaidieni jameni…

Ile kitu najua ukikunywa maziwa ya mtoto ile ya yellow ya kwanza kwanza huwa mnafunganishwa na huyo mtoto mpaka siku atawacha kunyonya. Akiumwa na tumbo wewe pia utaumwa. Akitapika vilevile. Jitayarishe kwa maisha magumu.

[Murang_a]

Mbisha ya matiti ya singo mother ikiwa imejaa maziwa na si tafadhali

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So yesterday I went to Thigio and scored ‘big’; I bagged one of the singo mathas.

Tukateremka hapo Kamangu Gardens tukakunywa kukunywa. Yaani ile ni kama dunia inaisha.

Nikachukua ile room eti deluxe - Sh1,500.

I knew I couldn’t ferk - age + okoho ata ukijumpstartiwa na engine ya Boeing hauwess.

Anyway, sisi hao kwa room.

Kulala hivi nikaguzaguza singo matha nikama anablackout. Pia mimi siko sawa - too drunk.

Kuweka titi moja kwa mdomo nikaskia a sweet warm liquid - shakula ya mutoto.

Mimi na pombe zangu nikanyonya kunyonya, saa hiyo nimeweka dentures zangu hapo kando juu ya Biblia (mbona kila room ya kudinyana wanawekanga Bible, shenji!).

Yaani nilikuwa nafinya hizo teats na toothless gums naskia maziwa huko kwa throat shwaaaaaaaaaa! Nikanyonya zote mbili nikamaliza naye singo matha nikama amechanganyikiwa anadhani ako na mtoi kwa bed hata ndiye alikuwa ananiwekea vizuri akiwa half-blacked out.

Sasa leo nimeenda pale Fly Over/Kinale na jamaa wengine tumetoka shamba tukasema tukule kuku hapo Chicken Inn/Kobil.

Ghafla bin fuu (!) nikaskia tumbo inaghuruma kifunny. Nausea kidogo kwa umbali na pia ka-diarrhoea kakaanza kuteremka.

Nikajua Guka, kumethoka. Reaction ya human milk na gut flora ya miaka mia. Hata kuku sikula nilispend half the time in the washrooms fighting off nausea like a pregnant @Mrs4thletter .

Hata saa hii naskia funny, mdomo inataste kama hiyo maziwa hata niki-brush mara 10. Alafu the idea of me drinking human milk ni kama yule jamaa wa placenta; who does that at 65 maa ya Ngai! Niko traumatised kapsaaaa!

Anyway, I just need counselling na kuform support group with any man who has had a similar experience. @Ka-Buda?Any one?

Nisaidieni jameni…

Woooi Jehova wa matuine. Let me cancel our date forthwith. Listen to this song instead…

- YouTube

[BottleJuice]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Have you ever heard a single message saying that breast milk can transmit HIV to an adult?

Maybe because they know no sane adult can suckle

[Chifu]

Hapa iko kisonono + ukedi. Tafta PEP before 72 hours ama ukufe na ntachimba kaburi yako

[system]

At 65 you have lived long enough, you shouldn’t worry about no AIDS. Lakini how do you not gag with breast milk in your mouth? :eek:

[Nattydread]

Gika,

Sasa I’m nauseated pia. What was the purpose of renting a room na mngeenda kwake ukanyonye left na mtoi right?

Uroharwo ta gacau kanyuite githana.