Guka's Helpful Sexual Fantasies That Allow Memsahib to Get Her Due.........

Sijui kama ni age-related calcification, degeneration of sensory endings or what, but nowadays I always take eons to mwaga, especially with the old warhorse, The Memsahib. In fact, I have to imagine a twisted sexual tryst to mwaga when I am with the battleaxe.

My favourite is to close my eyes and imagine am banging an 19-year old Baganda lass as the auntie watches and encourages her to give it to me properly (they actually used to do that back in the day, Jesus, that was hooooooooooooooot!).

I don’t know whether that means I am an ‘inverted’ voyeur or just a dirty old geezer, or both.

Heniway, why am telling you this is that I want to know whether am alone kwa hii mambo. With your regular, do you have to fantasise to mwaga?

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not yet…

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Heheheeee

You better do it good or else let Memsahib have it from younglins like @kawambui and @Ice_Cube

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Couch, kulikuwa na uncle wangu fulani kedo 50yrs. U know those juaji uncles that still behave like teenagers…eh hao. Siku moja after kununua tei akanilipia malaya na yeye pia akachukua poko. We shared the same room kwa lodgo. Yeye kwa bed ya ryt na mm left. Mimi nimetomba poko wangu na nime mwaga after 10 minutes. Niko ile recharge mode fegi mdomoni na poko amenilalia kifua. Waa kuangalia bed ya unco…mungu wangu jamaa anamangana…slow n easy…unaona anatingisha kiuno with a rhythm…poko kinawachilia ma moans. Jamaa alimangana like one hour bila kumwaga…after kumwaga niliskia poko akimshow na unajua kutiana.

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Yeah it used to happen with Jane_doe no.26 but the problem was not me… it was her wide grip less hole…picture yourself fucking an elephant but I loved her until I met jane_doe no.27

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audio akisema unajua kutiana…otherwise ni hekaya

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Buda hio ni story ili happen ma 2008…wacha umefi mbleina ww

He he he he he Jay! Hata mimi huwakilisha…but honestly I think ni mambo ya nerves kudevelop ‘tolerance’ - yaani it takes time before ufike kilele…

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I swim slow but I swim deep…Sex is an art…not a race.

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one sound advice I received is always pace yourself.

Nothing like fantasies.
Me huchana with one thing in mind.
meditation on how to make her stretch her legs to tye cieling an become a stallion.

hehehe…
old warhorses ni a big NO.
unless they are desperate. i offer charity sex

Clearly you’re no longer turned on by your wife hence the need for fantasies!! Solutions;

  1. Divorce
  2. Die
  3. Let her tap into your fantasies
  4. Have an open marriage!!

Sasa tena sex imekuwa ni kama running marathon.

Reason why many men play away matches or keep mpangos to spice up the action at home. Nothing beats the sex with a regular just after a steamy session with a clande .

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So like you getting furked by @Wakanyama after spreading for @uwesmake?

One of this days I will have no other option other than to kill you,be warned

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can u be my solution nikukamue