Guka's Cry for Help; Pris, Pris Saidieni - Mkamba Singo Matha Ataniua, Ngai!!!

You have seen I have been absent, right? Eeeeeeeeeh?

Ni yule Mkamba Singo Matha (MSiM) wangu.

So last Thursday, Memsahib goes on safari - (hawa wanawake wa Nyeri na mama zao, shenji!)

Any way, paka akiondoka…

Nikafululiza (sic!) mpaka kwa MSiM. Kukaribishwa nayo!

Oh, by the way I have not told you MSiM tukijuana alikuwa mshamba kiasi, just the way I like them (remember The Dirty Tits Of Luseggetti?).

Sex -missionary. Hakuna kulamba kuma ama BJ. Matiti anasema anasikia thithi. Condom? ‘Kwani unafikiria mimi ni malaya?’ Lakini kutingisha, heeee! I met her in 2007, na tumebarikiwa na kijana (I once put his pix up, shame on me!).

One thing that always made me laugh was that for some reason, she could stand in front of me totally naked, BUT SHE COULDN’T TURN AWAY! It was as if her nakedness was her butt! Ushamba I guess…

Anyway, Thursday and Friday happened.

Wacha masytro ianze. “Sweetie can you lick me down there?” “Babie wacha nikuonyeshe styro ingine niliona kwa clip ingine Whatsup” “Unataka BJ?”

Kufungua the clit hood na kuniambia ni hit-hit hiyo clit na mboro! Kujifinga kama naona, akia Ngai, kama ameniangalia straight in the eye aone reaction…I could go on and on!

It was exciting, way more exciting than I had ever had it with her.

And that’s when my troubles began; in a bid to keep up, I over-exerted myself.

Pacemaker na blood-thinners na the kidogo Cialis pap! - nikawa unconcious for something like 10 minutes. Next thing I know she is fanning me and crying ati ameniua. Nikakunywa turungi nikarevive (it works!)

Thank God nikarecover.

Sasa jana na leo nimeshikwa na mawazo si haba. WHERE DID SHE LEARN ALL THAT? Has my MSiM started watching porn ama amepata tiuta huko Kitengela, in the house I pay?

Kama kuna private eye hapa in-box me. Niko na kazi kidogo…

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MsiM- sounds like an android app. Lexicon Pap!

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anafundishwa na Ben10 sharing is caring

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MSiM hata amejua ni clip, si findeo tena:D:D:D:D:D

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Ni talker. Utasikia akikwambia next time 7 thresholds.

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woooi yaani guka anaweka chot moja unaguka shini na kuinua miguu juu kama mede…

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i pity those who ave nevr shagged a kamba,congrat guka!

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Hehehe MSIM kali kukaa but cialis ndio itakumaliza before madaraka day .

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Ukiomba mkamba akunyime,ujue hajaskia kenye umeomba.

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And gets revived by a sip of turungi, huyu mzee ana shida kweli.
It’s only a matter of time before you come into the single mother and go.

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@kingolonde hebu kuom kiasi

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Anko wachana na @kingolonde jameni…unashikilia mtu kama shepat brare!

I pity those who have never been dciked by a luhya.

Wacha kuharibia watu jina.

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My deer shemale tuorganize nikudryfry bukusu style

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dvillagers will kill me with laughter one day…

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Kuja nikununulie Snap na chicken wings!

Kamutumilaa kaa vathei muno.

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Bosss not to worry, blame the internet not the young highschool drop out for the sudden change in coitus modus operandi, ignorance is bliss

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Mambo ya waluyha tuwache priss…chipolata cork :(:frowning:

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another cork!

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I think some people should be exempted from the => 7 threshold. At least yao iwe free range. I.e hata kama atawekelea mkono alale, hiyo ihesabiwe nusu shot.

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