Guka's Cialis Late Onset Church Experience...........

I don’t even know whether that headline makes sense or not…

Yesterday I made the mistake of taking Cialis with milk. I don’t know whether am becoming tolerant or not, or whether it was the milk, but the darn thing kicked in hours late, when I was in Mass today.
Don’t know whether it was the fleeting glance at Mama Dan’s bouyant tush, or the 18-year old who was sitting suggestively across the aisle, but I had the most throbbing erection I’ve had for years. YEARS! In church!

Reminds me of that day back in '97 when I had explosive diarrhoea, AND I WAS THE GUEST OF HONOUR AT A CHURCH FUNDRAISER.

Very okwad.

Thought you should know.

PS: MORAL OF THE STORY: @Purr/@aviator I still need that sympathy sex.

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…whatever you smoke guka…:D:D:D:D:Dyou want a fuck from @aviator? ukai namutigoke nakuria ndi!!!

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:eek::D:D:D:D:D

si uonee huyu guka huruma and offer some wooshie sex

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…HAHAHAHHA…the last time we tried he was doing my mukonyo…uzee my dear!!!:slight_smile:

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:D:D:D

:smiley: :smiley: nimugurukaga kana kii? ama unaogopa kuambukizwa tetanus

hahahahah…picture it slowly…you are lying there upepanua 180, then all the niccur sees is the mukonyo and goes ahead to hump it…and then anamwaga unga!!!..ndikwenda…!!!

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:D:DYou don’t belong in church… that sheep skin must have been be very good that despite it’s age it still camouflages you amidst the flock

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:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D Jesssoo! :eek::eek::eek: huyu ameisha huko ndani the body is disintegrating from the inside out

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sasa hii kulipuka na kicheko peke yangu ndio imefanya the to be wife aseme hataki kuishi na mwendawazimu…,
lakini hapo kwa mukonyo si kuna kashimo kenye kalikuwa kanapitisha chakula ukiwa feotus?? ama sio bora kashimo??

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:D:D:D:D:D

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:D:D:D

:D:D send her my way…and imagine the niccur aki uga buuuu…maitu, uka…uka maitu…ndihakuhi…mate ikimwagika…then he says the last buuuuuuuuu then mwaga…unga…kwisha…and i was like…i have been demonized…:):mad:

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@FieldMarshal CouchP = gay

Kuka Mimi humeza Vega 100 . Cialis iko aje nijaribu.

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hehehe…
mbisha ya kupanua 180 ni muhimu

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: haki onea ribs zangu huruma, na please dont convert her to a lesbian am still hoping things will work out between us.

na ujue sasa hio mate ni ile iko saalty juu ya mzee kula chumvi mingi na amekupaka kila mahali kwa uso na matiti mpaka zinawasha. na jamaa bado anamwaga unga ph level iko kitu 1 :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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…mmmh, if she is pretty…medium nyonyos…mwanya…laptop hivi hivi…hauna chako…

hahahahhah…did i mention alikuwa ametoa dentures?..picture the scene…picture it…

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@Supu don Karîkîî uranyuaga hwaî
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