Guka's Baby Hunger.........................

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As I more and more contemplate my own mortality, I am unwittingly developing a huge bout of baby hunger.

No, no, idiot, I don’t mean to want to eat babies. I WANNA MAKE ONE this year.

I’ve been scouting for possible candidates since Memsahib says that at 42 she’s beyond all that morning sickness crap. Bitch!

There’s Nafula, the mboch. Shiru, the secretary. The 22-year old dirty titties from Lussegetti, near Thigio (am leaning this way more and more). Tracy, the rich bitch with an attitude higher than the Mountain of God. The hot singo matha mama mboga…

Choices, choices, choices.

But I gotta get me a baby this year, before my balls calcify.

@Akeelah, umesikia?

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:smiley: you could also consider donating to the sperm banks now that you got a clean bill of health.

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Ukiwahi huyo mama mboga Leo,sperm yako itafikia yai yake boxing day.

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Na wewe Bjur umenizoea sana…yaani unamaanisha sperms zangi zinatembea na mikokojo? Serre cow!

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What about mama dan? Im sure dan would appreciate a sibling. Although (s)he will be born older than him

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

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@Female Perspective kuja hapa

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Ulininyaganya @Akeelah

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Guka never disappoints :eek::eek:

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Kapsa! Sasa ng’ang’ana na ile…wacha tu. Ni mwaka mpya.

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Mtoto atazaliwa na meno yote na mvi

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Shenji^^^^^

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Hao ni wale watoto huzaliwa badala ya kulia wanacheka.

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Ati badala ya kunyonya mtoi atapatiwa githeri ajipange? Wacheni matusi jameni…

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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnRuhwtjX9oRXg5kxSvh3Y-BcaZisNEwGMh7Y3Dip_UzMuquiO9w Gukas baby at birth

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Eish si Spoof ya huyo mzai imetokota sana, ukipea mtu anatoa tule tutoi mandauo hutupia fisi bush

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Ahem!
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBxNlDA__oSJ880UCgmZy6s1wmssHfS-GOSwkYQ6Yyu54y8l_Q

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:eek: :smiley: :smiley:

:eek: Benjamin Button?o_O

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:D:D:D:D:D

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The comments are hilarious. Eti mtoto atazaliwa akiwa ameshika walking stick.

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