Guka Soshi-a-lite....................Sunday Scare

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

I notice that soshi-a-lites post every detail of their glamorous lives on the net, so why not me?

Anyway, Sunday nikapost kale kathread of how young Kenyans can own the future. I then walked up the stairs to pick I don’t know what from the bedroom.

Suddenly a short, sharp pain in the middle of the chest, just above were the sternum ends. Sweating. Breathlessness. A bit of dizziness.

Kukibizwa Equatorial Heart Clinic pale Nairobi Hospital a battery of tests.

Dr Mathenge told me that one of my heart valves had, to use his word, “retroverted”.

Fortunately to correct it was rather simple - a wire through a vein in the groin all the way to the heart! Imagine that kind of technology exists in Kenya! You don’t even sleep in the hospital!

Anyway, all is well that ends well.

Except for missing Ktalk for two days, am all good again, and ready to give it straight and hard to my all-time crush, No Titties.

Come to Dadi, Titties.

[biraru]

Pliz, mzee nakuheshimu, lakini, huyu enufTitties lazima nimfire ajue ktalk sio worldstarhihhop

[Slartibartfast]

Fossssiiiiiilllll.

[Meria_Mata]

Me thinks you should stop thinking of tities. She probably caused it.
Anyway, pole sana for the ordeal

[Fala_12]

i have noticed that at endmonth this ghetto comes alive. guka ka pension kameingia??

[gashwin]

afueni ya haraka mzee…

[Web_Dev]

@Fala 12

i have noticed that at endmonth this ghetto comes alive. guka ka pension kameingia??

I can bet my last dollar that before Friday there will be a thread on ‘fine dining’. Sina shida lakini.[ATTACH=full]16654[/ATTACH]

[Jazzman]

Guka, hawa watu wasikuambie kitu
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[Fala_12]

@Web Dev

I can bet my last dollar that before Friday there will be a thread on ‘fine dining’. Sina shida lakini.[ATTACH=full]16654[/ATTACH]

hata mimi hii end month lazima nijitreat na sharawama

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@biraru

Pliz, mzee nakuheshimu, lakini, huyu enufTitties lazima nimfire ajue ktalk sio worldstarhihhop

Wait your turn, kijana. Time is not on my side…

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@gashwin

afueni ya haraka mzee…

Asante, ngabu…

[Jazzman]

@Web Dev

I can bet my last dollar that before Friday there will be a thread on ‘fine dining’. Sina shida lakini.[ATTACH=full]16654[/ATTACH]

Nitaweka hiyo thread

[Mathaais]

@Fala 12

hata mimi hii end month lazima nijitreat na sharawama

Guka karibu akufe and all you are thinking is shawarmas? This @Nefertities is a bad influence, she almost made me buy Sardines kumbe ni omena tu.

[Groaner]

GUka ya wenyewe hapanaskia maneno ya hawa watu juu ya titties

[upepo]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I notice that soshi-a-lites post every detail of their glamorous lives on the net, so why not me?

Anyway, Sunday nikapost kale kathread of how young Kenyans can own the future. I then walked up the stairs to pick I don’t know what from the bedroom.

Suddenly a short, sharp pain in the middle of the chest, just above were the sternum ends. Sweating. Breathlessness. A bit of dizziness.

Kukibizwa Equatorial Heart Clinic pale Nairobi Hospital a battery of tests.

Dr Mathenge told me that one of my heart valves had, to use his word, “retroverted”.

Fortunately to correct it was rather simple - a wire through a vein in the groin all the way to the heart! Imagine that kind of technology exists in Kenya! You don’t even sleep in the hospital!

Anyway, all is well that ends well.

Except for missing Ktalk for two days, am all good again, and ready to give it straight and hard to my all-time crush, No Titties.

Come to Dadi, Titties.

Pole boss. I would hate to see you molested. Just take note that Nefertities=gracemsalame=gay=smith

[Guru]

Wooi, join me in far land. It reaches a point, u leave everything you love behind and get a breadther far far away.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@biraru

Pliz, mzee nakuheshimu, lakini, huyu enufTitties lazima nimfire ajue ktalk sio worldstarhihhop

I thought kufira ni kundinya mcoo.ndu

[tm_wa_klist]

Nairobi has come of age. As far as you have money, there is no procedure bigger than Nairobi.
Unajua ata Valve implant zinafanywa through groin (TAVI), hapa Nairobi?

[anon18059438]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I notice that soshi-a-lites post every detail of their glamorous lives on the net, so why not me?

Come to Dadi, Titties.

@Ka-Buda Monroe Kuja hapa!

[Rivermbaji]

Mitral valve fail!