gashwin
February 16, 2016, 9:34am
21
Hii Tusker lite nitamu sana,just opened another bottle and it made tht "chafya!"sound like ongatarongai bus exhaust
Poured some in the glass and it made some hissing sound like journalists made during babas powerpoint presentation on people of interest.
Took a sip and it snaked down my throat like sgr
Reached my stomach and it soothed it’s lining like arimis on a hard cow nipple.
Now am drunk .lemmie do a jeff koinange pose on tht Tusker lite advert.
people who stop drinking are economic subbotagers,hakuna tafauti yao na opposition.
getting drunk makes you creative but messes up your spelling…
Energizer:
Guka usichoke !!! last time kuonja pombe was 26th Dec. Am not going back to that stuff and am barely 30. The much I have imbibed is enough for me. The aftermath, hangovers, messing up et al…aaaih…wacha ikae. Even though hiyo urge ya kunywa huja kama Tsunami but I fight the way Museveni fights Besigye.
Just find yourself a new hobby or something to keep you busy.
All the best octogenarian.
all my hobbies include drinking
1.selling ngwati nikichill imalize kuburn nakunywa
2.nikienda swimming nabeba 6pack nakunywa
3.nikienda imax najaribu kusneak ndani lakini noma nakynywa before
gashwin
February 16, 2016, 10:51am
23
hata wewe utachoka…when we were young and reckless we used to say life was all WDF - work hard, drink hard, F hard…it all gets tiring at some time; or common sense finds space in the head, whatever comes earlier…
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A tiger never changes it stripes, nilijaribu kuwacha pombe nikashindwa the longest i stayed sober was 6 months
Lab
February 16, 2016, 11:25am
25
hii ni ukweli mtupu. Those who dont drink are the greatest fisis. Hata wale wa kanisa ndio mafisi zaidi. Sipendi watu wa chai.
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mache
February 16, 2016, 11:27am
26
Alafu wakiwa idle wanapenda kuvisit watu kwa nyumba sana, na ni ufisi wanaleta.
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aviator
February 16, 2016, 11:35am
27
Well done guka. Now we can talk.
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gashwin:
hata wewe utachoka…when we were young and reckless we used to say life was all WDF - work hard, drink hard, F hard…it all gets tiring at some time; or common sense finds space in the head, whatever comes earlier…
@gashwin l see what u have done here umetukana tommy kuwa hana common sense no worry wount let dat spoil my day…am happy today
gashwin
February 16, 2016, 3:34pm
29
woi, hapana. mimi siwezi kamwe kutukana VE wa nguvu kama wewe. kwani umenikosea nini nikutukane?