Guka Alcoholic: Update.........

getting drunk makes you creative but messes up your spelling…

all my hobbies include drinking
1.selling ngwati nikichill imalize kuburn nakunywa :smiley:
2.nikienda swimming nabeba 6pack nakunywa :smiley:
3.nikienda imax najaribu kusneak ndani lakini noma nakynywa before :smiley:

hata wewe utachoka…when we were young and reckless we used to say life was all WDF - work hard, drink hard, F hard…it all gets tiring at some time; or common sense finds space in the head, whatever comes earlier…

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A tiger never changes it stripes, nilijaribu kuwacha pombe nikashindwa the longest i stayed sober was 6 months

hii ni ukweli mtupu. Those who dont drink are the greatest fisis. Hata wale wa kanisa ndio mafisi zaidi. Sipendi watu wa chai.

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Alafu wakiwa idle wanapenda kuvisit watu kwa nyumba sana, na ni ufisi wanaleta.

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Well done guka. Now we can talk.

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:smiley: @gashwin l see what u have done here umetukana tommy kuwa hana common sense :smiley: no worry wount let dat spoil my day…am happy today

woi, hapana. mimi siwezi kamwe kutukana VE wa nguvu kama wewe. kwani umenikosea nini nikutukane?