Guinness plus Slice!

Wasee wa mtaani hunishow that ukipewa slice na huna cyk/ ama iyo day libido iko chini, then chapa chupa tatu za Guinness.

Hii story sikubelieve till day flani nimeboeka carelessly kwa hao. Unajua me game yangu ya kuslice si kali vile but haiko chini pia. So, boy wangu wa mtaa akaniita anichafue na ma Guiness, ilikuwa kasato flani ka boring ivi. Mimi huyo nikatoklezea. Chupa ya kwanza, ya pili, ya tatu…Githaa ilikuwa ya saa tatu usiku ivi, Mslice flani akanikol( btw huyu mslice ndo hunitoa dryspell). Mimi huyo nikapick mavibe mwenda coz nilikuwa tipsy kiac.

Mslice akadai ako mtaani na anaplan kudoze kwangu, sikumind. ikabidi nimechomoka kumpick, nayo nayo mpaka kejani. dem akadai alikua amedish so tuvuke bed coz alikua anadai kutoa joto.

Maforeplay mwenda mr John nayo inawika, nikaingiza, fyko! fyko! fyko! fyko!. dem akanza kuwika( na izo time zingine nikimslice huwa hascream). nikachapa 21 mins straight., nikarealese. dem akashtuka, akadai nimemeza mablue pill ninini! nikamshow ni Guinness. Round 2 nayo nayo. nikamkunja akanitambua.

Since io day Guiness imekua Blue pill yangu. nani anashare hii experience??

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nkt…1 minute wonder…the best you can is to change positions for the 21 seconds you last…

Guiness can’t pass down my throat.

tastes like sh*t!

Hapan tambua peasant guiness.FAXE ndio kitu

sawa. now roll away.

NILIKUNYWA GUINESS KESHO YAKE NIKAKUNIA MAFI NGUMU YA BLACK NIKASEMA let me stick to tusker .

niaje tikteta

gk ni moto …unaeza kamau ikusde 8 rounds bila jasho

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Yaani we huangalia chenye unaachilia… Never ever. Na sasa niweke kwa hio terekram mi ni elder… Na sio tafsaree

How does one do that?

More reason adverts zake huwa Power/strength related…Coz its true, you get that power and really feel good…

Other things you should know about the drink…

  • Guinness can reduce the risk of heart attacks and blood clots.
  • Good for post-operative patients because of its iron content. Also good in small amounts for pregnant women.

So, to all those who love the drink…Ensure you observe its rituals

  • Be cool and patient, nod and smile at the bartender, and wait for him or her to approach you
  • Order your drink wearing a smiley face.
  • Pour your pint in the Glass pole pole and let it settle.
  • Once settled, lift your glass, eyes glued to it, Toast to a happy life and take a sip. Anytime you lowering the glass, please handle it with much care as if it was your first born baby…you don’t want to spill even a single drop…

Huwa inaosha tumbo kama vile whiskey hufanya…ukizoea utawacha kukunia mafi ngumu, sticky, na black (though black haiwes isha kabisa)

Its true ongeza choma au matumbo dry fry kwa mix.your usual lay atawika kaa virgo.Threshold unafikisha bila stress

TIKTETA BUSAA SIO GK.

Yaani a whole man uliweka stop watch uangalie how utaferk? Jeisu…

Lakini Guiness na nyege hapo ndipo

Mi mpaka jasho ilijua inanuka guiness

‘roll out of here’ would have worked better

Wee wi muguruki, vitu zingine, haaaaaaaii