Greener pastures for elders

Halo elders I know 90 % of you spend most of your days working, except for @cortedivoire who wakes up early in the morning to sniff calabash hoes butts

Sasa the more you grow your career the more your social circle dwindles, unajikuta lanyes are the readily available choice

Mimi huwa certified atheist , but there was a function at aic church nikajiingiza ndani, man say what you want but churches are the new clubs, it’s the easiest place I think to get laid

The problem is it will be hard to sleep with many of them at ago, juu church girls huwa na mdomo na kumark territory, also wengine ni underage highschool kids

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Church is another brothel

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Meffi wewe. Uwache kunitaja ovyo ovyo.

Kwani unasahau madem wote ni the same. Hata location won’t change their character.
Dem anavaa conservative bila makeup alafu anakua mpole juu Ako church.

Salamu pekee yake , huyo Dem amejua amepata omwami atamtoa mashida zake. The next thing unapata umekulwa Doo ya date kama 5k. Siku Moja utasikia I need 5k urgently akisema Gas imeisha ama bro wake mdogo amemeza jembe

By the time una dinya umespend kama 15k alafu upate pussy ni mtaro kama rift valley

The safest bet ni Bado lanye. Unalipa 150 una empty ya balls. Unapigwa na PNC. Since ni pesa kidogo, unarecover haraka. Thank me later

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Mjinga ii osha mapua kwanza kabla u comment, mapua inanuka mefii na cum combined

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@REPLICA kanisa it’s no longer a den of thief. It’s an organised crime. Everyone is trying to shaft you.

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Churches are full of war veterans trying to find a person they can tame before they show their true colours.

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Unanikumbusha choir master wa SDA yule alikula wamama na vifaranga wote Hadi church ikafugwa mwezi.

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Wapi huko ?

Uthiru