Yaani kuna same ako hapa nimemkatia for like two years hivi then lately nikaenda missing kiasi job za nje… After kurudi nkaamua nilitie ocha as msee Fulani isema hapa nipoa ujue watu ama wale wasee was.motorbike ndio wakupe uhondo wore …in short nikabuy chupa kadhaa papo hapo majamaa waliongea vitu kibao… Navile nililiwa nimepangia hakp kadem kukapa keys za keja eti ndiye ataifungua aki yanani… Mamangu ndiye ataifungua…acheni nifike nai … Stories inakam baadae…kumhusu Hugo same.
Unasema nini brathe?
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tuseme umecheswa na majamaa roho safi! and you even bought pints! Kweli ujinga ni kipawa!
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Hallucination zikiisha kojoa ulaze makagary.
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This sounds like what my ass says when I take a dump
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Brathe sioni ata nini umejaribu kusema…nawa mguu ulale
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Go home. Umelewa!!
hata ukilewa huwes andika vitu kama hizi , huyu jamaa ni bhangi na feelings amecatch ile mbaya
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Kama utaandika hivi, story zako jiekee ama upigie wochi wa apo kwenu. Utaninunulia panadol juu naumwa na kichwa after kusoma hii mavi umeeka apa?
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Leo umekuwa mkali sana
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Thank God auko twitter otherwise KOT wagekumaliza. Aueleweki
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This over-compensating gibberish must be Sheng from a fresh migrant to the Big Sheet City. Rudi mashambani.
Wachana na bhangi kijana
Translation
Yaani kuna dame ako hapa nimemkatia for like two years hivi nikiwa na hopes mob. Recently nikaenda missing kiasi job za inje. After kurudi nikaamua nipitie ocha ya kwao nifanye upelelezi kidogo. Nakumbuka kuna msee fulani alisema hapa nipoa ujuane na watu kama wale wasee wamotorbike ndio wakupe uhondo wote. That is what I did exactly. Nilichukua majamaa kadhaa wa bodaboda nikawanunulia machupa kadhaa to oil the process. Papo hapo majamaa waliongea vitu kibao. Navile nilikuwa nimepangia hako kadem kukapa keys za keja yangu mpya eti ndiye ataifungua aki yanani… Mamangu ndiye ataifungua…acheni nifike Nairobi … Stories zinacome baadaye kumhusu huyo dame.
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Yes. This is what the guy was saying. Looking forward for the full hekaya.
Amechanganyikiwa bado. Alikuwa ashajengea manzi nyumba alafu akagundua dame ana history mrefu kuliko bible. Sasa inabidi jamaa arudi square one ama nursery.
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So mama yake ndio atakuwa Dame wake ama?
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Stupid man working for a girl/to impress a girl.
A shame to the male community.
Grow a spine and work for yourself ama utakua kama Raila anaonanga statehouse but hawezi occupy.
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hehe kuchangamsha kijiji tu sinaga ubaya na mtu
tahiri ndio uongee pahali wazee wanaongea , schupit .