Gloves 'n' Boots

In my early thirties, and done i reckon over 300 pussays. I look at my dark member; boy you been working. I look at my health; how did you stay so fresh. But little scares precede big snares. So after what i have been through, I hang my gloves and boots.

On my tombstone, let it be noted:

" Fucked em all, filled none at all"
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Premonition or what? I think you still have many more years to play the game!

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Lets call it, a sign-out-note

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Shida ni ma soulties umeform …hpe u cut all of them to be free kabisa :slight_smile:

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hehehehe… you should be awarded the OFTPH…yaani Order of the Pu**y hunter

over the years i have learnt that no one lacks a mistake or, no one can stay without erring. So they all make a mistake and i take that as a reason for a breakup

izo zote na hakuna hekaya brathe??:smiley:

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@Bingwa Scrotum

This!

si mjamaa finally alienda kwa daktari leo, na pengine VCT…inakaa alipatikana hana na haamini…

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Mtu akianza kuandika hivi ndio anakufa. Hebu tupe Facebook handle yako tuone kama tunaweza kukusaidia na mapema.

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Ati ngapi! kama you are ok an it’s no hekaya boss! someone up there likes you

Hiyo tabia ya watu wa Eastlands ya kurusha viatu kwa power lines mi hushangaa ilitokea wapi?

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Mrembo fafanua prisss

Those street gangs in American cities. If a gang member is felled, either by the police or a rival gang, his boots are thrown on the power lines!

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OK, seems plausible.

Now I know.

Look for Columbia gangs a documentary by Ross KempI

Ross Kemp = The Poor Man’s Brian Williams.

In simpler terms, he does sensationalist “journalism” for hillbillies.

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Nuh, you are breh. You are for the simple fact that you’re learning anything from Ross Kemp.