Giving Birth...A kick in the nuts

Stolen from a friends post

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said ‘nothing’.

The reason I said ‘nothing’ instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she then would have asked ‘about what?’
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they “know”?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really “know”, here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

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Deep

Or maybe men are pussies.

Same as taking piss with morning wood too bleeding for some few days a month

Learn to communicate in English you silly orangutan…

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Omera jorabuon an wuod karachuonyo kamser lieta. An nyakwar ramogi gi nyipir. Tiende ni an jaluo. Kwarwa nw onyuol e piny luo to gi kwere ne te. Anbe ne onywola e piny luo kendo mane e kuma adongoe. Dho odiero kata osungu en dhok ma ne angeyo ka ne adhi e sikul to dhowa en dholuo. Kan in gi sida gi kaka andiko dho osungu we anyisi ni ok obadha e yo moro amora iwinjo? Ema omiyo dhi na kucho gi mbisrwok ma idwaro kelo na kae e dhok ma ok en mara. Aparo ni alerora maber

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I see that umeamua kukojolea thread na evening wood!

@Deorro, isorait, isokei, you silly orangutan. I can tell that this is good language, lakini “e kuma adongoe” ni kusema nini? Kuma iko na udongo? ama?

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nawaachia hii hapa
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*Rolex perpetual datejust

The post has made my day… deep!

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Giving birth is like having a really bad bout of constipation.

haha

Thats why i like beer

boss! Atii? Hahaha