Girlfriend From Hell

[SIZE=6]Albuquerque, NM | A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country.[/SIZE]

The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period.

Linda Murphy, who has a history of obsessive-compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a relationship for three weeks.

She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call him on his cell phone, home number and at work, even faxing him 144 times.

[INDENT][SIZE=5]The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop, 24 hours a day.[/SIZE][/INDENT]

“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy.

“He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased.”

“Now, all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”

The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.

Why couldn’t William just block Linda’s number or email though?

Blonde she was using different phones.

hii ni ya mwaka gani?

Oooh :eek:

Been in the same scenario twice with crazy psycho exes ,mpaka stalking it’s kinda scary mpaka had to drink with my back to the wall after stabbing threats !

I think I saw this on the afternoon they found Omieri python roasted remains at Gota rira

A week is only 10080 minutes. How are those stated figures plausible

kabla ruto aibe mahindi

Got Alila? which year was that?

@MadPhilosopher kwani shule zimefungwa blonde season ikaanza?

Yangu ilibidi nisafirishe certs kwa mathe…

Obed akikamua bibi ya bro wake dwyfwy

Can I take Zuku to court for doing the same to me. Iblocked them na bado wanapenya firewall yangu with different numbers.

Kassin @Amused needs therapy so that he can concentrate on the one subject he knows: Donny Drumpf according to Huff Post… :wink:

[COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)][I][B]Inquistr[/B][/I][I][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)] did a little digging and discovered that the distraught woman in the mug shot is reportedly an Oklahoma City woman named Cierra Reed. According to News OK, she was arrested in 2010 after she reportedly crawled through a McDonald’s drive-through window when she was asked to pay for her order.

It’s not 77,639 phone calls, but it probably wasn’t her proudest moment.

But back to the hoax.

The bizarre report garnered a great deal of attention, presumably due to the specific details, including the claims that Murphy (Reed?) would use up to three phones a day to call her ex, whom she was said to have dated for just three weeks. She was also accused of taking large amounts of amphetamines and drinking countless energy drinks in order to remain awake to call her former flame.

Considering there are only 10,080 minutes in one week, this story is virtually impossible (no matter how crazy a girl can get).[/I]

But hey, for a minute, we bet you felt better about your drunk dialing days.

Kassin Natty, some stories don’t deserve authenticity checks. I know you’re crazy about it but all I thought about was a brother at his wits end - “fack, what did i get myself into??” That’s funny any day of the week.

You also got to test your sleuthing skills, so it’s a win-win. :stuck_out_tongue:

Za Florida Man ndio zinakuanga noma…

1856@mabenda4 akichoma mahindi pale Aksum as a side hustle with a day job ya kuosha farasi za Tewodros II

Sad …
All the above are in dire need of professional help …