I went to get a drink and met this chick who offered to share her meal with me though I’m a total stranger… I thought she was joking but looking into her eyes she was as real as death… What does it mean
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She was just being nice, stop overthinking.
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Eat the food and eat her later
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If there is a place where people are generous, ni kwa pub. Walevi hupendana
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Ushawai ona wakenya wazima venye wao huchizi wakipelekwa place kuna all you can eat buffet…alafu unapatana na mtu… dame kwanza anakupea chakula bure…tembeza kiatu mwambie apeleke beggars kwa street
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There is nothing free in this world unless from your mother.
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Kaino type niaje.
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She is now trying to trap the imbecile to be responsible for her manicure.
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aliona una ka mashida shida akalisha broke hobo for good karma 
ama ulikuwa unataka uambiwe waiter anakupenda
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“nice” na “female” ni kama stima na maji, maji na mafuta, maji na oil…
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Kula food, ulipie yeye bill, ukamue yeye baadaye
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Hupendana?? I disagree.
Walevi ni watu whose rational judgment has been compromised. That’s why they share scarce resources (money) that they worked very hard for with cheap women and total strangers freely and then have lots of regrets in the morning when sobriety returns.
Msee anaweza enda mjeii wiki mzima halafu ablow pesa yote akichafua meza na kukula mapoko. Then akireport mjeii Monday he will be full of regrets after wasting the money he worked so hard to earn on strangers who can’t even remember his name.
There is a reason why prostitutes operate in clubs/bars instead of restaurants - nobody will buy their stinky infected cunts when they are sober. Walevis are easy prey.
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Mcoondur unawauzia Tu hakuna for free kaino?
Imenikumbusha time Fulani I had a job in thika town and used to commute to sides za ngong.
So one time nilitoka job kitu 9.30. By the time Kenya mpya Inakaa nakufika Nairobi it was some minutes past 11. Almost 11.30pm.
Since singepika hiyo time nikaona nibuy chipo hizo restaurant ziko next to SJ niende home.
Nikitaka kutoka some llanye looking woman alikuwa Kwa hizo eating areas na kuku Inakaa half but anaendelea kukula. Akanishow " sasa sweetie si ukam tukule" as she pulled one of those stools.
Mimi kitu ilikuwa inapiga kichwa ni ATI atanipea piece ameshaweka mchele then maneno yangu iishie hapo. I just declined and went away.
She could have been a genuine person hoping maybe atanishow tupande anipee shot or nikule pishori na kuku za sama.
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Msee hata mimi ningeshuku ni mchele. Hata huyu nashuku ni mchele alikuwa akiitiwa. Vile watu hurambwa hii Nairobi I can’t risk it.
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Aliku like, women don’t share food. Alikuona potential boyfriend. Ulimwangushia lyrics ama alibaki akiwaza hii jamaa haijui inataka nini.
Shida ya Dem akijipa kama hauko hapo kimawazo ni eti Huwa ngumu kumsho una mlike.
Chances are very high that ulijitoa bila kusema any
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I guess aliona my killer looks ikamchanganya,I wasn’t interested na sikurusha mtama, she was just cool and I was a bit tipsy
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Dem aki make the first move huwa haibambi. Huwa anajileta alafu anangoja achapiwe. Hata Huwa hakuna hata saik.