@Gashwin, Instructed by Our Lawyers, Kindly Take Note That..............

Ngabu, I have followed your osungu.dll Tata programme mkiwa na my small bro @introvert keenly.

But the fact is, the two of you often commit some of the worst grammatical and syntactical errors ever witnessed in the English language. Your howlers are enough to awake the dead. To your credit, you usually ‘stand corrected’ when these are pointed out.

Yet, because you seem to have made this a personal adventure, I will make it my objective to become the proverbial monkey on your back.

From today on-wards, in a brotherly and compassionate (‘another one nguruneti’s the closet?’) manner, I will call you out on every error I spot so that, hopefully, you can improve your edge and become as good a wordsmith as I am (ahem!).

For a start, learn how to use caps, commas and full-stops.

it does not look good when you correct the nugu-ngui crossbreed @uwesmake in sentences with no caps and we have to take it all lying down yet in the evening we have to take whitecups before going to sleep in houses with no electricity and ugly as @spax wives do you know what i mean?:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Hapo hujambia shemeji poa,brare shaitan

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i hate sentences that are in all caps or small letters

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So you hate what you just wrote?

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Some people suffer from delusions of grandeur…, writing and speaking impeccable english isnt a measure of intelligence. Tumekuja hapa gumzo sio english lessons. Ferk those dll lessons

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Guka you will do the village justice with that mission.

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[SIZE=6]OWN GOOOOOOAAAL… [/SIZE]

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It is very hard to find someone who has a good command of English is also dumb or stupid

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Unajaribu kusema nini?

writing and speaking impeccable English IS a GOOD measure of intelligence.

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Umetusiwo kinjaro

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The joke is actually on you

MIT this was long overdue, am not the only one who noticed it. Gashui’s command of the queen’s language is like that of an MCA(Member of Chokosh Assembly)

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Unless someone wasn’t smeared with ashes and cow dung and went to the river one cold August morning, then I expect some fireworks on this.

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Hehehehe…
Kuja tu.
You must note, though, that more than half the time it is fellow villagers who point out the massacres.
PS. When you soak your dentures tonight, please be sure that there’s no cyanide in the solution.

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Those words coming from an octogenarian who has to use a pacemaker is unbelievable.
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English enables us to communicate and interpret ideas and opinions to people. Its just a language it has nothing to do with making and cultivating those ideas. There are a billion people who cant read or write english and it doesn’t make them less intelligent

Then why is English a core subject required for professional courses like Engineering and Medicine? You have to have an A or A- in those to be considered

Ngoso ya introvert ata wewe guka huwezani nayo, truth be told. That guy can really write well

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Njenga Karume hakuwa anatambua osungu.dll lakini alikuwa mbirrionare true

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