gas kwako ikiisha..

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gas kwako ikisiha…then wife wako anachangamuka anawasha jiko ya makaa…na anapika…na anaweza pika for another 3 days ukitafuta pesa za refill…keep dat wife she is a keeper and very rare…

lakini gas ikiisha then wife yako akupigiye simu akushow …gas imeisha kuja ya sappa(ama anakushow kuja na chips na soda)

halafu ata morning watoto hawatapikiwa chai na ukikosa pesa day 2 anakushow kuja na sappa …wewe jua u r fvcked…ukimshow awashe jiko anakuliza kama ushawai muona akiwasha jiko ata kwao hawajawai tumia stove :D.hawa ni wale wife ukipoteza job yako ubawapataa waki-pack nguo waende

wife yako ni type A amd B

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ha ha ha insight

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Jiko is a no no

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true Mblooooooo

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Ktalk millionaires cannot be bothered by such unimportant things…

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sikia huyu virus …hii ndo sababu nameza PEP. Sitaki huu ufala #millionaire

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Kerosene is currently cheaper kuliko makaa. Gas ikiisha, stove inatumika.

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http://www.sportsmemes.net/pics/7092.jpg

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very true. @Tommy Lee Sparta wachana na huyo kapsaaa

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hawezi washa jiki haiko.

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kwako stove inatumika?
@Ice_Cube na state facts
@the virus jiko is a no no so unakuja na packed sappa…
@gashwin iyo umillionare ya ktalk ni fantasy

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Sometimes lakini gas ikiisha usiku.

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i know, bro, i know. but si you know the way we carry ourselves around here…

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How much effort does it take to acquire a spare cylinder? Ama ka meko?

My children are allergic to smoke, so jiko/stove is a big no.

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mine are immune…i guess it is the long term exposure that has enabled our bodies to build resistance…

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lets us make our kids appreciate dat sometimes…things get tuff in life…sio kusema wako allergic to smoke…let them visit granny wanakaa ocha 2 weeks…

@WuTang gas huisha usiku haijawai isha mchana :smiley:

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gas huisha tu wakati umeweka unga kwa maji…but then again, how would we know this and our children do not eat oog-a-laaay?

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Zoea kila kitu maishani

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That has happened to me like a million times ama when rice imeanza tu ku boil

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