Gachau kujia ki-lunch.

Mwarimu leo hukuli nyasi kavu ,nimekushikia Fanta orange (teacher’s delight everywhere), ka ngweno hivi… kachumbari …and last but not least hapo nyuma kuna slay queen to keep you company. Ukimaliza ki-lunch si mnaweza ingia hikyo ki-lodging hapo nyuma ukate weight kiasi… @gashwin

[SIZE=7]BEFORE (akitumia ile Tecno yake, China’s finest.)[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=7]Lunch ya leo…[/SIZE]

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You behave like a small boy, excitement ya vitu za ujinga. Unakuaga umeoa?

:D:D Weh na si mmefukuzwa kijiji saa hii tu? Hizi handle umebakisha za nini? [SIZE=1]Wacha nikuitie police.[/SIZE]

Najua naye @Wagido deorro anashindwa , “Nitukane nisitukane?”

Meanwhile…

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"Siku moja nilienda modern tukakosana na Mwenyewe Mmeru, nikamwekelea ngumi, my fren alinishika shingo ka vile clamp hushika shimo, macho yangu karibu itoke kwa socket as I was suffocating. It took the intervention of 5 people to release me from the chokehold."

Young man from the above description inaonekana wewe ni wale wanaume flyweight, 48 kgs. With very soft delicate hands.

Hebu kuja hapa niko saa hii uniambie hivyo umesema. You will need 10 people to extract this bottle from your anus. Chunga sana, daddy.