A man in Bungoma was caught pants down climbing his neighbour’s black she goat. Mr. Gabriel Simiyu was frogmarched to the local AP camp, where he confessed , asking for help saying he doesn’t know what’s wrong with him, since when he sleeps with a woman or sees a woman, he can’t rise to the occasion but wacha aone mbuzi anaamshako mpaka anaumwako na tumbo.
1 villager who requested anonymity said that Simiyu should not be blamed for the act, adding “Si makosa ya Simiyu hako khambusi kanatembeanga na maringo, na vile ni keusi, kakikutingishiako mkia, hata wewe si unawesa kukararua”
As the CSI of KTalk and a member of the luhya council of elders who also doubles as the duke of Busia that was promoted from klost as the lord Mayor who acted as the senior lister on behalf of those who handled all “pukusu she parts” I vehemently condone those who are after to tarnish our name culture and community. Meffi wewe wapi rink
Buda boss! The 2016 most embarrassing osungu.dll goes to you unopposed! When you struggle to use language to impress others instead of to express yourself, such shit happens! @introvert kam ufunge mwaka na hii