Funny Wedding Day Speeches!

[SIZE=6]Funny Wedding Day Speeches 4 the Unmarried![/SIZE]

They say that getting married can be one of the most stressful things that anyone can do. However some parts of the day can prove more stressful than others!

Making a Wedding Speech can be a very stressful event for those involved. To stand up and make a speech in front of any group can be nerve racking but when you consider that those about to make a Wedding Speech are about to stand up before friends and family then it can bring on a whole new set of nerves!!

If you are looking for wedding speech ideas then look no further. Here are a few that help you start your speech on the wedding day.

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[li]I’m told that the best speech makers follow three simple rules. Stand Up. Speak Up. Then, very quickly, Shut Up. I’ll try to stick to that advice.[/li][/ul]
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[li]The brain is a wonderful thing. It never stops functioning from the time you’re born until the moment you stand up to make a speech.[/li][/ul]
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[li]The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.[/li][/ul]
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[li]Here’s to our wives and lovers. May they never meet.[/li][/ul]
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[li]The most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget once.[/li][/ul]
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[li]Grow old along with me, The best is yet to be.[/li][/ul]

Feel Free to add more …

Source: matokeoyamitihani

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karibu NV alafu…

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Hizi tuliona siku zile murkomen alikuwa lecturer

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Hii ni ya ile wakati Michuki alikuwa DC.

That guy would make a good president

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Guka yangu aliona hii akichukua slices kwa wangu wa makeri

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