Surfer my ignorance if they were posted here before. I bumped into them and I thought it would be good to share!
Quotations about Birth Control
A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron
Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. ~Margaret Smith
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All
Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time. ~Arthur Hoppe
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. ~H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
He no play-da-game. He no make-a-da rules! ~Earl Butz, referring to the Pope’s stricture against contraception
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. ~Author Unknown
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” ~Woody Allen
When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. ~H.G. Wells, 1935
A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~Author Unknown
For birth control, I rely on my personality. ~Milt Abel
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~Joan Rivers
Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. ~Bertrand Russell
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. ~Dora Winifred Black Russell
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. ~Malcolm Potts, MD
No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother. ~Margaret Sanger
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. ~Clare Short
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible. ~Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. ~Harry Caray
For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity. ~Louise Slaughter