Funny Convo in a Movie

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A: Oh man, I had a weekend

B:Yeah?

A: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show. Everyone’s, “You gotta check out one of these shows,” And, you know it’s a woman fvking a horse. We get there, and, you know, we think it’s gonna be awesome and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It’s kind of gross.

B: Yeah.

A: You think, “A woman fvcking a horse” and you get there and it’s a woman fvcking a horse.

B: Yeah

A: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.

B: Yeah

A: Kind of felt bad for the horse.

B: Wow, that’s something.

A: So what did you get up to?

B: You know, I just kind of hung out, I was…God, Friday, when I went home I really wanted an egg salad sandwich. And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: “Man, I’m gonna make one of those.” So saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs and I boiled them all and then I just…I spent, I don’t know, probably three hours, like three-and-a-half hours making you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done I just didn’t really feel like eating it.

A: I can imagine.

B: And I didn’t have any bread. So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.

A: Sounds pretty awesome.

B: Yeah, it was fine.

A: sounds really fun. Cool

B: Cool

A: Cool, cool (Makes a shooting sign with his fingers on his head, like he’s blowing his brain )

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Just some crazy conversation in a movie.
In the same movie:

A: About to go see Ellen in a little bit.

B: You going now? late night action, huh?

A: Dude, you know how it goes.

C: Does your girlfriend know about all these late-night visits?

A: It’s like an unspoken agreement. Yeah.

B: it’s like a completely and utterly unspoken agreement.

A: If you knew her, if you knew who I was dealing with you wouldn’t be saying this shit.There’s nothing you can’t do with this woman, straight up and down. I’ve done every single thing I could possibly create. I’ve literally lubed up and made love to the arches of her feet. All right.

B: Wow

A: Yeah
C: That’s sick man.

B: That is not sick. I will give you sick.

A: Oh shit.

B: I was sleeping with a woman recently, she had the…Her tits were unbelievable.

D: Oh, man, I love titties.

B: And so we’re doing it and I’m about to finish and her dog starts locking my ass. I swear to God, I have to decide, do I finish or do I stop the dog?

A: I know your nasty ass. He finished.

B: I finished. And then I stole the dog.

All laughing

B: No, I didn’t, but…

C: You know, sometimes, Amy and I would make love till it was almost like we weren’t two people but we were two spirits or something. Our souls were connected in this way, I can’t describe it. Time stood still. It was like we were sharing the same heart.

A: Stop, man! Why do you always come and kill the vibe with those things? "Sharing the same heart, " That’s like some Britney Spears shit, man. This is three grown ass men, don’t nobody want to hear that shit.

D: Yeah man, come on, nobody wants to hear that shit.

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Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin

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“I wanna ask you one question: if I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what did I have honey?”

I said, “Darling you’d have some walnuts”

She said, “Well, daddy if I had some nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?”

I said, “Hell yeah”

She said, “Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin would those be chin-nuts?”

I said, “Hell no bitch you’d have a dick in your mouth!”

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FBI agent: You ever been in a mental hospital Tony?
Tony Montana: Yeah, in the boat coming over here.
TM in Scarface after making the cross from Cuba to Florida in a boat full of ex cons and migrants

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unasema???/

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Ace Rothstein: [voice-over] No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he’ll keep comin’ back and back until one of you is dead
Referring to Nicky Santoro in the movie ‘Casino’ (1995)

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hehehe…
that movie left me in stitches.
the good thing is that that star got laid by a granny.

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Vince Larkin: This one’s done it all: kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion.

Man on P.A.: Foxtrot Charlie, perimeter is secure. You are clear to release.

Vince Larkin: His name is Cyrus Grissom, A.K.A. Cyrus the Virus. Thirty-nine years old, twenty-five of them spent in our institutions. But he’s bettered himself inside. Earned two degrees, including his juris doctorate. He also killed eleven fellow inmates, incited three riots, and escaped twice. Likes to brag that he killed more men than cancer.

Guard Falzon: Okay, open wide. Lift your tongue.

Vince Larkin: Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. He’s a true product of the system.

Duncan Malloy: What’s that supposed to mean?

[to Sims]

Duncan Malloy: What is he, one of these sociology majors who thinks we’re responsible for breeding these animals?

Vince Larkin: No, but I can point a few fingers if it would make you feel comfortable.
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Cyrus Grissom: [to Johnny 23] I despise rapists. For me, you’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.
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Cyrus Grissom: [Poe and Cyrus stopped Johnny from going for Guard Bishop] Do you fly, Johnny?

Johnny 23: No.

Cyrus Grissom: You keep that in mind when you look at her. Because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane.

Cyrus Grissom: Guard Falzon?

Guard Falzon: What?

Cyrus Grissom: [in squeaky voice] Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What’s the in-flight movie today?

Guard Falzon: Well, I think you’ll like it, Cyrus. It’s called “I’ll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again”, and it’s preceded by the award-winning short, “No More Steak for Me, Ever”.

[Guard Falzon walks away chuckling]

Cyrus Grissom: [mumbles] Funny fucker, aren’t ya?

Do I have to mention what movie that is^^^^

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I will download ConAir and rewatch it. I never understood why guys held it in such high regard. I just found it okay. Clearly i missed something…:confused:

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Watch it online bruh…KODI or kama hauna then watch on putlocker.is

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Hii KODI huwa in full hd ?

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YES…very nice

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You should. Btw you mentioned skynet somewhere last week and made me rewatch The terminator. I had missed alot on the story man. 10Q.

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It was in a thread where you asked me why i talk to robots on this forum :smiley: Glad you got the reference.

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