nimesoma iyo hekaya ya @D mon about how he fuacked a luthuli lanye raw and made her pregnant. Nimecheka sana.
This is how people like @Jimit get born.
Alafu there’s another talker ame narrate how he once made a lanye pregnant. He cut contact with the lanye and disappeared. Only to spot her a decade later from a car window.
How do you go through the motions of everyday life knowing your baby-mama is a luthuli lanye? 
Hehehehehe. :D:D:D:D
Made up fictitious shit can be spotted from a mile away
Some secrets even the CIA cannot get out out of me.
Kila time mi hupatana na lanye hardcore akona mimba, mimi hushanga ni wanaume mgani mjinga hivyo anatomba lanye kavu kavu na anamwaga ndani.
Mtu unatomba lanye kaf kaf aje?
Malanye wengi huwa single mathas. A majority of them are forced into whoring in order to provide for their kids
Na kuna wengine huwa wanapata mimba ya pili ama ya tatu kama wako kazi. Uliza veterans.
Wah. It shouldn’t be a surprise considering the information asymmetry that exists out here. Men who impregnate them by are oblivious of their philandering ways
Hapa huwezi ona @Jimit . Labda anatombana mkia na social engineer @Sambamba Waciuri na Zesta Siagi. A bunch of filthy njaruos from Thika road.
So I am still living rent-free in Tauren’s head. My boy had to create a couple of handles to get my attention. Dman. Clout chasing be real.
Sit your diabolical ass down you deranged homosexual. Nilipandishwa cheo I can no longer be seen arguing with retards on the internet. Gotta carry myself respectfully. Talk to the hand.
Mbwa everyone knows you lick @Sambamba 's pussy huko kwa server room.
Mzee punguani, shift ya kuzungusha kuku Popeye’s inakupeleka aje? Hujachoka kuambia watu kwa kijiji yenu unafanyia IRS kazi?
Mbwa. Wacha uoga.
Ahsanteni , nimalizieni hizo foreskins :D:D:D:D
Village kypii @Jimit remembers that day in the late 90s like it was yesterday.
He went to Sabina Joy with his dad and went home with his mom :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
@Zessta Siagi ni mtoto wa malaya wa majengo. Baba yake ni some sweaty luhya anafanya jua kali hapo Kamukunji
Kuna watu hawajui dem ni malaya. Unapata dem anauza tao place iko secluded akirudi home yeye ametulia tu alafu anachochana hufanya job kwa stall za tao. Ninja wa mtaa anaangukia iyo mali anainyorosha sawa sawa na kumwaga ndani. Hata wewe wale madem we hunyandua hujuangi kama wao huuzia high end clients ama wababaz.
maybe bibi ya @Heke ni malaya
:D:D