Funniest Article Ever: How To Become a Millionaire In Kenya....

[SIZE=7]Ways to Become a Millionaire in 2023[/SIZE]
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[li]By KIOKO NYAMASYO on 2 January 2023 - 11:38 am[/li]
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The new year is already on and definitely, everyone wants to make some extra coins. What about those who want to join the millionaires’ club?

Well, there are ways a Kenyan can easily become a millionaire despite the tough economic situation that has engulfed the country.

Kenyans.co.ke looked at three ways that you could easily become a millionaire.

It should however be noted that while the following ways can make you a millionaire, you must conduct due diligence before investing your hard-earned cash.

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Investing in politics

This involves joining politics by vying for an elective seat or joining politics by virtue of association with elected leaders.

According to a report by British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), Kenyan parliamentarians are among the world’s best-paid politicians.

The Salaries and Remuneration Commission (SRC) pegged the monthly pay for President and the Deputy President at Ksh1.44 million and Ksh1.2 million respectively while Members of Parliament take home Ksh710, 000.

Most career politicians in Kenya are millionaires without having ever ventured into corporate employment.

Former Vice President Musalia Mudavadi in October 2022 while being vetted for the position of the Prime Cabinet Secretary announced that his net worth was Ksh4 billion.

“If I take my investments in shares in some companies and also the properties that I own, I’d put my net worth at about 4 billion shillings,” Musalia told National Assembly Committee on Appointments.

There are also plum positions that one can get by having a close relationship with elected leaders.

On Sunday, January 1, Cleophas Malalah who is currently not holding any political seat posted pictures of his multi-million house and hinted to his close association with Kenya Kwanza as the key to success.

“Kenya Kwanza administration sits well for upcoming companies to deliver not just houses to Kenyans but jobs too,” the former senator boasted while flaunting his house.

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An image of the interior of former Kakamega Senator Cleophas Malala’s palatial home in Makunga, Kakamega County.

Investing in land

A Kenyan can buy land in an upcoming suburb cheaply and sell it for a profit to real estate developers.

There are Kenyans who made millions by buying land cheaply in Rongai, Kiserian, Joska, Malaa, and other areas in Kenya and then selling the land for millions.

If you have idle land in a prime area, instead of selling it you can lease it and make quick cash.

Many Kenyans in Kakamega made a fortune by leasing their land to Ksh 200 billion Mwale Medical and Technology City (MMTC) in Butere.

Become Tenderpreneur :D:D:D

Currently, there are several tenders being dished out by different tiers of government.

You can bid for a tender being given out by an area Member of the County Assembly (MCA), Member of Parliament, governor, or from the national government.

While appearing for the deputy presidential debate in July 2022, Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua stated that he was worth Ksh800 million. The DP become a millionaire before joining politics, having been in public service for years.

The majority of his wealth was through tendering with different government ministries.

Gachagua also told Kenyans that tendering process is a legal way of acquiring wealth.

“If you have a tender, you win and you come to me and say I have this tender of Ksh20 million, I need Ksh15 million, can you lend it to me and I give it to you and you do the tender, when you are paid, you pay me back it’s not a crime,” the DP justified.

One can also bid for tenders being availed in the private sector.

Cutting on expenditure

One of the quickest ways of becoming rich is by cutting expenses, especially luxuries. Spend strategically.

Kenyans who want to be rich need to live a minimalist lifestyle where they live within their budget and avoid unnecessary expenditures.

“It is true that if you have more disposable income, it’s easier not to overspend but it is also worth noting that most millionaires have frugal spending habits,” advises Faron Daugs a certified financial planner.

Another way of cutting your expenditure is developing a habit of paying yourself first which is also known as reverse budgeting

Reverse budgeting is when you budget based on your savings goals rather than based on your spending and expenses.

Derek Thompson in an article published by The Atlantic sums up the mentality of creating a millionaire culture by remarking,

“The poor spend relatively more on what will keep them alive because they must, and the rich spend more on what will keep them rich because they can.”

[B][I]Chris Kariuki[/I][/B]
[I][B]I have never heard of such advice to be a millionnaire. Who wrote this article? It shows you the mindset of some people.

  1. Invest in politics? - so basically become a politician in order to be a millionnaire? Very funny!
    Do you first need to have THAT CALLING or interest in politics or do we just get RIF RAFS to become politicians with the main aim or MAKING MONEY
  • some of which has been EMBEZELLED from public funds? Worst advice ever!
  1. Investing in land - MAYBE

  2. Bidding on Tenders? - This not good advice. Again its political. Tenders are hard to get if you do not know someone. So I doubt this is good advice.
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    4. Maybe.

They left out investing in a mega church

And opening a wines and spirits or a kwiver rongue in another upcoming county

Mbwa.
Happy new year.
Mbwa

Nilisoma hiyo kitu nikaskia kuisha nguvu.

Mbona commenter ana jam yet it’s true kenyans reward mediocrity

Chances are high that the writer is yet to engage in any of that which he advises. Also, there’s a likelihood that he is not a proper millionaire.

It’s satire my fren.

[SIZE=7]4 Artisan Jobs That Can Easily Make You a Millionaire in 2023[/SIZE]
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[li]By KIOKO NYAMASYO on 10 January 2023 - 7:15 pm[/li]
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An artisan is a skilled craft worker who makes or creates material objects partly or entirely by hand.

Unlike white-collar jobs, it is not mandatory for an artisan to have a tertiary academic qualification to perform his job well.

There is also less investment capital in starting an artisan shop and a high return on investment.

Kenyans.co.ke compile 4 artisan jobs that can earn you a fortune in Kenya.

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Electrician

An electrician is a tradesperson specializing in the electrical wiring of buildings, transmission lines, stationary machines, and related equipment.

In Kenya, you can become an electrician by taking a Grade 1 Artisan Certificate in Electrical and Electronic engineering which takes only 6 months.

According to Kenyans Consult (2022), the cost of wiring a house in Kenya ranges from Ksh50,000 to Ksh500,000.

This is the total cost of purchasing the wiring materials and the labor charges. An electrician can make a profit of up to Ksh250,000 doing such installations.

This means an electrician can easily make Ksh1 million in a year through the job.

Masonry

Masonry is the art and craft of building and fabricating in stone, clay, brick, or concrete block.

Most vocational training institutes in Kenya offer Craft Certificates in Masonry at an affordable fee.

You only need the Kenya Certificate of Primary Education (KCPE) to undertake the course.

According to Kenya Real Estate (2021) building journal, a 3-bedroom house in Kenyan’s suburbs will cost at least Ksh1 million with labor costing 30 percent of the quoted amount.

If you are heading the project, you are likely to earn Ksh300,000; after which you will be left with Ksh100,000 once you pay other workers.

With tens of satellite towns sprouting across the country every year, it is possible for a mason to get such a project every month.

Carpentry

Carpentry is simply defined as the art of shaping and assembling structural woodwork.

While most carpenters in Kenya have perfected their art through experience, there are training institutes in Kenya that offer Certificates in Carpentry and Joinery.

Kenyans.co.ke researched various woodwork structures available within the Kenyan market and established that on average, a bed costs Ksh20,000 and a table costs an average of Ksh15,000.

This means that a carpenter making these items can make Ksh100,000 in a month and take Ksh1 million to the bank in a year.

It is worth noting that the prices quoted are average and there exist cheaper or more expensive items than the price mentioned above.

Mechanic

You can become a mechanic in Kenya by taking Certificate in Motor Vehicle Mechanics.

According to Payscale (2022), a mechanic in Kenya earns between Ksh18,591 to Ksh93,352 per month.

If you open your own garage, you can make an average of Ksh5,000 in net profit per day which would translate to Ksh150,000 per month.

Annually, and with a good saving culture, you can bank Ksh1 million as a mechanic.

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While the above jobs can make you a millionaire in just a year, there are other factors that get into play.

You need financial discipline to be able to earn such an amount. This can be attained by developing a saving culture and avoiding unnecessary spending.

Just like any other job or business, there is a need for good communication and management skills if you want to succeed as an artisan.

Lastly, while the expected income has been backed by data and statistics, they are average and not everyone will always earn the same amount.

For example, there are carpenters selling a bed for Ksh3,000 and others selling the same for Ksh300,000.

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