FUCKING ONLINE ESCORT WITH GOGGLES

This happened 4 years ago. Still in Nakuru. I’d just been paid pesa ya IEBC kwa iyo 2017 election. I worked in some poll station hapo Nakuru. So pesa ikakuja 8k.

I browsed pages za lanye online & picked a few numbers. I saved the numbers kwa simu alafu nika synchronize na instagram account yangu. Then I was able to preview the real faces za hao lanye. At that point online escort services was still a new thing & so you could find some nice bitches, sio kama saa hii imejaa machokoraa. And back then they were using their real numbers.

So nikapata some lanye anaitwa Elsie instagram. Nika pitisha izo number za escort true caller hadi nikapata moja ilikuwa na jina “ELSIE M.K.U.” I gave her a call. She sounded young and a bit scared. She told me ako white house. Mimi huyo juu ya nduthi hadi white house estate. She directed me to some apartments.

Kufika kwa gate I gave her a call. Kidogo kidogo a curvy dark-skinned chic akafungua gate. I immediately walked up to her. “Elsie?” She was suprised how I knew her name nikamwambia true caller aka relax. We went to her house. Kuingia ndani the roommate left. Nyumba ilikuwa inanuka weed. But suprisingly well furnished. Tukaenda bedroom there was a lipstick smear on the wall. She quickly shed her dress. She had nothing on underneath. She was young. Healthy-looking. Curvy. No scars. And kinda pretty.

Since by then nilikuwa nimezoea rejection everytime girls spotted my eyes, this time I decided not to ruin the moment. The girl was too pretty. Nika undress nikabaki na socks na goggles pekee. The girl was amused and curious but nikamwambia the goggles was for anonymity purposes. She bought the story.

Baada ya kufikisha threshhold she excused herself to go to the bathroom. When she came back nilikuwa nimetoa goggles I was going through my whatsApp notifications I heard the girl whistling in suprise at the doorway as she stared at my eyes. She was covering her mouth with her hand. Hapo I got angry I stood up, threw 1500/ kwa meza, dressed up and walked away.

What’s with your eyes

[ATTACH=full]395267[/ATTACH]

You pay for it and you’re still concerned about her a opinion of you.

Today you’ve talked about your eyes thrice… Relax.

Unakuwanga na Crouzon syndrome?

nilikuwa nimepeana hekaya before. I’ve got a small deformity

Ok

Leta link elder

This is a Patco hekaya. More fiction than fact. Devoid of meaningful detail.

Good narration. However, i just can’t fathom how a man can survive elections chaos and attendant goons only to blow his salary thereof on lanyes.

@Thirimaii hio fictional mecho yako has really traumatized you :D:D:D:D:D:D

Kwani wewe ni macho nyanya elder ama uko na chameleon eyes? Hehe

Kwani we ni vampire

Next time try NAKURU RAHA and you won’t regret it.

You have a weird sense of humour