Delus
May 1, 2017, 7:21am
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@Deorro argument na @Finer Wine imenikumbusha mbali sana. Back in campo , i was a nice guy. I think you all know what happens to nice guys in campus. I watched as the bad boys ferked the girls all over while i couldnt get a taste. These girls used me like takataka kucopy assignment, kuwashikia seat class(yeah man it was that bad) , kuwafunza . And you know what i got for all that , nothing. One situation hunikasirisha sana. This girl Lucy. Huyu msichana alinitumia kweli kweli. She teased me with texts and dangled her goodies for me like carrot but kunitumia ndio alitaka. " Delus aki umefanya assyno kam tufanye". Mbio mbio to her room then tukimaliza assyno she calls another dude “Mark nakam tuone movie”. She had the guts kuniambia nimsindikize to Mark’s room which i did(fuck me) . Another one, Lisa alikuwa ananiita “Delus siununue movie tuwatch” Naenda nanunua expecting nitaandaliwa .nikifika room nakuta rende mzima imengoja movie. To make it worse, niliketi on the far edge, nikiona Lisa akicuddle na boy fulani.
So nikatext Lisa one time nikamfungulia roho akasema mimi ni kama beste kwake. I was mad kabisa, real mad. Kutumiwa kama takataka fwaken . Nikawasha nduthi na kuweka mikono kwa mapaja na kulala vowing never again.
Bado huwa nastruggle being nice but najua limits sasa.
In short, usiwai pea dame kila kitu. She will tell you mkuwe friends because she is already getting all benefits from you already . Declare your intentions mapema pia. Dont act like unataka friendship when you dont.
Ferk Lisa . Ferk Lucy
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kev
May 1, 2017, 7:29am
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Delus:
@Deorro argument na @Finer Wine imenikumbusha mbali sana. Back in campo , i was a nice guy. I think you all know what happens to nice guys in campus. I watched as the bad boys ferked the girls all over while i couldnt get a taste. These girls used me like takataka kucopy assignment, kuwashikia seat class(yeah man it was that bad) , kuwafunza . And you know what i got for all that , nothing. One situation hunikasirisha sana. This girl Lucy. Huyu msichana alinitumia kweli kweli. She teased me with texts and dangled her goodies for me like carrot but kunitumia ndio alitaka. " Delus aki umefanya assyno kam tufanye". Mbio mbio to her room then tukimaliza assyno she calls another dude “Mark nakam tuone movie”. She had the guts kuniambia nimsindikize to Mark’s room which i did(f**k me) . Another one, Lisa alikuwa ananiita “Delus siununue movie tuwatch” Naenda nanunua expecting nitaandaliwa .nikifika room nakuta rende mzima imengoja movie. To make it worse, niliketi on the far edge, nikiona Lisa akicuddle na boy fulani.
So nikatext Lisa one time nikamfungulia roho akasema mimi ni kama beste kwake. I was mad kabisa, real mad. Kutumiwa kama takataka fwaken . Nikawasha nduthi na kuweka mikono kwa mapaja na kulala vowing never again.
Bado huwa nastruggle being nice but najua limits sasa.
In short, usiwai pea dame kila kitu. She will tell you mkuwe friends because she is already getting all benefits from you already . Declare your intentions mapema pia. Dont act like unataka friendship when you dont.
Ferk Lisa . Ferk Lucy
Na iyo handle yako ingine ni gani?
Thats one of the way a fisi becometh
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He he he pole mblo @junkie can’t relate. I was probably the one cuddling her
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Delus kama artiste sio sissy kama wewe… Meffi
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Chambilecho Mhenga wa Ktalk @Father Figure hakutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka aliponena
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Chifu
May 1, 2017, 7:35am
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Uko sure yako ni kuwa nice ama it’s a case of low self esteem ama ni kiherehere cha kutaka utambulike venye we ni mzuri?
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Hehehe and a fisi was born that night!
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@Miss Finest Wine come uone vile hekaya hupeanwa
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Delus
May 1, 2017, 7:39am
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I thought that being nice = getting them girls
Delus:
@Deorro argument na @Finer Wine imenikumbusha mbali sana. Back in campo , i was a nice guy. I think you all know what happens to nice guys in campus. I watched as the bad boys ferked the girls all over while i couldnt get a taste. These girls used me like takataka kucopy assignment, kuwashikia seat class(yeah man it was that bad) , kuwafunza . And you know what i got for all that , nothing. One situation hunikasirisha sana. This girl Lucy. Huyu msichana alinitumia kweli kweli. She teased me with texts and dangled her goodies for me like carrot but kunitumia ndio alitaka. " Delus aki umefanya assyno kam tufanye". Mbio mbio to her room then tukimaliza assyno she calls another dude “Mark nakam tuone movie”. She had the guts kuniambia nimsindikize to Mark’s room which i did(f**k me) . Another one, Lisa alikuwa ananiita “Delus siununue movie tuwatch” Naenda nanunua expecting nitaandaliwa .nikifika room nakuta rende mzima imengoja movie. To make it worse, niliketi on the far edge, nikiona Lisa akicuddle na boy fulani.
So nikatext Lisa one time nikamfungulia roho akasema mimi ni kama beste kwake. I was mad kabisa, real mad. Kutumiwa kama takataka fwaken . Nikawasha nduthi na kuweka mikono kwa mapaja na kulala vowing never again.
Bado huwa nastruggle being nice but najua limits sasa.
In short, usiwai pea dame kila kitu. She will tell you mkuwe friends because she is already getting all benefits from you already . Declare your intentions mapema pia. Dont act like unataka friendship when you dont.
Ferk Lisa . Ferk Lucy
There was a time I was in similar shoes until one day nkasema fuack it …
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Delus:
@Deorro argument na @Finer Wine imenikumbusha mbali sana. Back in campo , i was a nice guy. I think you all know what happens to nice guys in campus. I watched as the bad boys ferked the girls all over while i couldnt get a taste. These girls used me like takataka kucopy assignment, kuwashikia seat class(yeah man it was that bad) , kuwafunza . And you know what i got for all that , nothing. One situation hunikasirisha sana. This girl Lucy. Huyu msichana alinitumia kweli kweli. She teased me with texts and dangled her goodies for me like carrot but kunitumia ndio alitaka. " Delus aki umefanya assyno kam tufanye". Mbio mbio to her room then tukimaliza assyno she calls another dude “Mark nakam tuone movie”. She had the guts kuniambia nimsindikize to Mark’s room which i did(f**k me) . Another one, Lisa alikuwa ananiita “Delus siununue movie tuwatch” Naenda nanunua expecting nitaandaliwa .nikifika room nakuta rende mzima imengoja movie. To make it worse, niliketi on the far edge, nikiona Lisa akicuddle na boy fulani.
So nikatext Lisa one time nikamfungulia roho akasema mimi ni kama beste kwake. I was mad kabisa, real mad. Kutumiwa kama takataka fwaken . Nikawasha nduthi na kuweka mikono kwa mapaja na kulala vowing never again.
Bado huwa nastruggle being nice but najua limits sasa.
In short, usiwai pea dame kila kitu. She will tell you mkuwe friends because she is already getting all benefits from you already . Declare your intentions mapema pia. Dont act like unataka friendship when you dont.
Ferk Lisa . Ferk Lucy
Nimesoma hii kitu nikalia sana kama jaguar…enyewe kweli kuna wanaume wanateseka…on that line nani ako na number ya kamama kazuri naeza piga mti,aki hii baridi inanimaliza na bibi ako county mbali sana
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Jimit
May 1, 2017, 7:52am
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I don’t know what being nice is, I only know what being gentleman is, at times they call me stingy, but who cares?
Delus
May 1, 2017, 7:53am
13
Fungua roho my fren…watu wanaumia sana
Lol Black Templah I gave up on my 1st attempt. Lakini I can relate with Delus sentiments. He has put pen to paper vilivyo and echoed my sentiments to the dot, Deorro’s thread took me very far. Friendships between men and women. I have come to agree we read issues differently. @Delus take heart. I once asked a ‘friend’ if he knew a Kenyan painter decorater as they charge less than jungus. He said he can paint for me. I said ‘for how much’ he said ‘tutigukiaria’. I did not think about the weight of that response. So he arrived very early kitu 8 in the morn. We had breakfast and then akaanza job. I went to the kitchen to him lunch. Then tukachapa story nyingi but looking back he was digging into what I have been upto. I had just come out of a relationship and was hurting real bad. I poured my heart to him(fisi) again mistaking him for one of my girlfriends. By kitu 10 usiku the guy was still in my digs na job amemaliza and has refused monetary payment!!! he insisted he would not charge me. Akaka and you know I could not tell him ‘pls go now’, then he asked if he could stay the night as he was too tired to commute. Alas the penny dropped. Now that was ackward.
I have sadly come to admit that there is no friendship between men and women. It was all in my head.
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Lol Black Templah I gave up on my 1st attempt. Lakini I can relate with Delus sentiments. He has put pen to paper vilivyo and echoed my sentiments to the dot, Deorro’s thread took me very far. Friendships between men and women. I have come to agree we read issues differently. @Delus take heart. I once asked a ‘friend’ if he knew a Kenyan painter decorater as they charge less than jungus. He said he can paint for me. I said ‘for how much’ he said ‘tutigukiaria’. I did not think about the weight of that response. So he arrived very early kitu 8 in the morn. We had breakfast and then akaanza job. I went to the kitchen to him lunch. Then tukachapa story nyingi but looking back he was digging into what I have been upto. I had just come out of a relationship and was hurting real bad. I poured my heart to him(fisi) again mistaking him for one of my girlfriends. By kitu 10 usiku the guy was still in my digs na job amemaliza and has refused monetary payment!!! he insisted he would not charge me. Akaka and you know I could not tell him ‘pls go now’, then he asked if he could stay the night as he was too tired to commute. Alas the penny dropped. Now that was ackward.
I have sadly come to admit that there is no friendship between men and women. It was all in my head.
Asante my sister in christ for finally seeing the light. Lakini ukiwa horny kula vitu but don’t get attached na feelings.
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Lol Black Templah I gave up on my 1st attempt. Lakini I can relate with Delus sentiments. He has put pen to paper vilivyo and echoed my sentiments to the dot, Deorro’s thread took me very far. Friendships between men and women. I have come to agree we read issues differently. @Delus take heart. I once asked a ‘friend’ if he knew a Kenyan painter decorater as they charge less than jungus. He said he can paint for me. I said ‘for how much’ he said ‘tutigukiaria’. I did not think about the weight of that response. So he arrived very early kitu 8 in the morn. We had breakfast and then akaanza job. I went to the kitchen to him lunch. Then tukachapa story nyingi but looking back he was digging into what I have been upto. I had just come out of a relationship and was hurting real bad. I poured my heart to him(fisi) again mistaking him for one of my girlfriends. By kitu 10 usiku the guy was still in my digs na job amemaliza and has refused monetary payment!!! he insisted he would not charge me. Akaka and you know I could not tell him ‘pls go now’, then he asked if he could stay the night as he was too tired to commute. Alas the penny dropped. Now that was ackward.
I have sadly come to admit that there is no friendship between men and women. It was all in my head.
You keep cutting the story short…did you give slices or not? Alienda nyumbani ama nini…complete a hekaya bana!
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Bingi
May 1, 2017, 8:14am
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:D:D:D:D…huyu @Father Figure naye, eti “u wont even get a chance to sire those daughters”…hii ni kali
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@Delus you were treated like a pile of dust…pole bro. I hope ufisi unaendelea kukua ndani yako…
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Delus
May 1, 2017, 8:18am
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Jimit:
I don’t know what being nice is, I only know what being gentleman is, at times they call me stingy, but who cares?
Haha you should take them out every weekend on your bill. What are gentlemen for?
'Alas the penny dropped ’ una fikiria ana maanisha
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