Friday Rant: Betamale Friends

Nini husumbua betas haki? From hiking the price of ordinary kuma to antagonising you among chics. Hawa watu haki hakuna vile wanaeza saidikika. One of the worst tragedies that can befall you is to be friends with a certified beta male. He will tire you with his bullshit mpaka useme just can’t can. From assigning you tasks hazijuani to cock blocking you on several occasions with his idiocy.
This rant is powered by a beta ambaye amewachwa na single mother nilimkataza eons ago awachane naye. Saa hii his lacrimae gland is overworking over events I told him over a year ago were going to happen.
Anyway, niko in some hamlet in eastern Uganda where ukinunua mzinga ya konyagi wanaenda kuita an equivalent of a chief akuje akusalimie regardless of the hour. Nangojea chief akuje kusalimia msito. Kesho navuka back to Kenya to bury an old old friend, Major Osero. Kama uko kwa kwa forces na ulikuwa unajua the good major rusha kakitu nishike konyagi in his last honour. Happy weekend ahead cretins. Forgive the poor quality photo
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Tunajua ni wewe. Meffi. unatoa rant on Friday at 9pm, Inakaa stim imeshika mpaka ukafungua roho.

Omwami hiyo place ina plastic chairs kwani mko kwa chama ?

Bar za huku ni plastic chairs na meza za mbao.

Lipa na mpesa inafanya UG pia?

[SIZE=5]Brother, you mentioned previously you were a retired British grenadier.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Hizi ndizo settings za [SIZE=5]retired British grenadiers kweli?[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][SIZE=5]I would expect illiterate hooligans like @uwesmake and @Demakuvu to hang out in such but [SIZE=5][SIZE=5]retired British grenadiers?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][SIZE=5][SIZE=5][SIZE=5]Anyway each to his own.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][SIZE=5][SIZE=5][SIZE=5]@uwesmake na @Demakuvu supu ya mbwa nyinyi wapenzi wawili.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

Tena sana. Hata TZ. Safaricom ni jina kubwa.

mimi bora betachieth amenunua Jameson 1 litre i indulge his nonsense

[SIZE=5]There are three spoilt brats who deserve to get thoroughly disciplined:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]1 - A cow named @uwesmake [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]2 - Saliva ya mbwa named @Micymas [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]3 - Magoti ya punda named @Demakuvu [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]If I spot any of you donkeys kuna ng’ombe itajua haijui.[/SIZE]

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