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The Sodom and Gomora of Busia Uganda is called Nalongo,here is where Kenyan men go to drink cheap liquor and also get drowned by Ugandan ladies,if you know kachabali you know what am talking about.
After much hype ,I gave it a shot ,will I be the only man who has never been to Nalongo, no.
My Busia guide took me to Nalongo while warning me of how great men have become useless because of Nalongo.
On arrival ,it was 10 am in the morning ,Ugandan ladies with huge behinds ,thick legs and a bought skin colour were the first thing I saw,some had not even covered the honey pot,if you are a weak man,you will not even sample,you will jump with the first one.
There are small rooms behind,I would see men of all walks move in or out ,I even saw a crippled man getting out of one of the rooms ,his wheel chair was well parked at the door.From the same door ,I saw a huge Ugandan woman come out ,I again looked at the crippled man,looked at the lady and silently answered some tough questions.How did he manage ?
We passed and settled on a place had Ugali and Kuku for 150 each then returned to Nalongo pub for a drink.
The women were all eyes on us ,like a prey they looked thirsty and ready,my guide called one on the table ,she said a shot goes for 200 bob but since Kenyan money has lost market ,it’s now going at 300.
Jokingly he asked her to show him what he is going to enjoy,the lady just opened her legs and there was the honey without a cover ,I had to close my eyes ,am too young to be blind.
I bought her a drink ,asked her how things are run around,I was shocked.
10 minutes of pleasure at 300 ,if you want her to draw 7 you add 100 ,if you knock backdoors it’s 500 and if you want people to know you are a bully it’s 200 extra for making noise and shouting your name.
We bought her another drink ,then gave her a token for her time.
She said she liked me ,she wouldn’t mind giving me a friendly for free one of these days,She told me that I would love the experience of Ugandan floods.
I would say ,their beer is cheap but if you don’t have control ,don’t step at Nalongo ,if you think I am lying ask Gotha wa Mgothe he came back to Nairobi crying Kwi Kwik with no rent after spending a night at Nalongo.
Tales copied from street vibes
