Father I have fornicated I have had sex with 23 women and I am 28 and not married. I want to ask for mercy because 4 of them were harlots, 3 were totally intoxicated after rounds of chips and guarana. 13 were willing girlfriends, and the last 3 you will understand Father because we were curious children and it was not even my idea. I know Father compared to others my sins are orange unlike some people here or even my campus friend (Nelson) who used to do half of this in a semester. I HAVE CONFESSED I BELIEVE AM FORGIVEN . YOUR TURN CAN YOU BEAT THAT (pink handles and @FieldMarshal CouchP I know you lost count don’t bother)
I think you need to go back to the box, you forgot to confess about your osungu.dll! @introvert saidia huyu na transport, he passed by [SIZE=6]"cumpus"[/SIZE]
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But it was all meant to be like that si ndio? when you are born si your life’s events are already pre-determined? :D:D hata alijua leo uta confess na anajua maybe in three years utatomba malaya tena, :D:D:D:D:D
POETIC LICENSE MY FRIEND WRITING IS ART
This is what you do to avoid Aids like me, despite going in ndethe, jualaless:
- Always take a piss after. It washes out any viruses that could have got into you urethra through blow-back.
- Look at the woman closely. If she has thin hair, red lower lip and looks lethargic, and her name begins with the first letter of the alphabet, RUN!
- Once in a while, masterbate with sandpaper. It makes the skin at the tip of the penis keratinised like the skin on your arms and therefore hard for HIV to penetrate.
4.After coitus, always take a bath or wash mdiski carefully. This will remove any residue viral particles that could be nesting under some skin fold.
That’s how I never used a condom and ferked over 400 women dry frae, and I am 65 and neutral.
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nice advice kwanza hawa watu huwa na ukenge ndio wamechomeka midimo
:eek::eek::eek: Enda utahiri guka…
Guka has forgiven you.
Una mcheso kijana. Mimi nirimesa pep dawa mbiri kira siku saa mbiri usiku kwa siku ishirini na nane. Kabra nipewo izo tembe, nirikarishwa kupewa counselling tukiwa ni gikundi kikubwa kia watu wamekujia ARV. Warai hao watu hawakai positive vire unafikiri. Wanakaa na afya msuri na hawana dariri yoyote. Kurikuwa na wasichana wawiri dry fry material. Mimi niristuka sana. Watu wavae thogithi.
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^^^^^I thought that was a constant?:D:D:D:D:D:D.
Father kizito will respond: ‘you are forgiven, make sure you see me after service for a cup of tea.’ Then Osiris will tell us how he went to chat with father only to blackout and wake up with a sore a*shole
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I hope it didn’t happen to you
65 since 1990,@kawambui 25 since 2000
Hawa ni Tom and Jerry same age since I was a child.
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:eek:
Kenya’s total screw-up! MBEGU MBAYA as a result of inbreeding.
Vaa kombosto period
and will die before i am 26.
will miss you the lord of shit.
we will meet in hell.
ukifika uniulizie
Go talk to your father… Biological to be precise
kwani wasee wamekaukiwa aje? 23 women at 28?? msee yu seriously need to up your game…
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na kama mimi niko 50 na sijawahi?
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